These Horror Metal Art Bookends are cool. Now the question is, what kind of books to display with them. Hmmmm. I feel like I’m missing something here. What kind of books would go well with horror bookends? I don’t know. I’m stumped. But I do know that these bookends are going to look awesome in your home. Maybe put some horror books in them or something. Hey, I answered my own question! Horror!
Tag: strange
Spider Web Cardigan
Oh what a tangled web you weave. In your wardrobe. This Spider Web Cardigan is gonna catch some flies. And by flies, I mean men. And by men, I mean me. Hubba hubba. Spider girl, you make my heart whirl. Are you a Black Widow or a Recluse? Cuz if you’re a recluse we could just go back to your place. Heh. That’s just a little spider joke. Your place? Cool. Uh, I couldn’t help but notice all of the decapitated heads of your past mates, which I just tripped over on the way in. This may have been a bad idea.
Gothic Child In A Coffin
This Gothic Child In A Coffin is… Well he’s gone. RIP little dude. Don’t worry, it isn’t real. But don’t tell black hooded, stitchy, smiley face there. He’s still in mourning. This would make a great display piece in your haunted house, mausoleum or house of horrors. Now, let us have a moment of silence for this little Gothic guy………………….*Farts* I’m so sorry. Oh my gosh. I had a huge lunch. No disrespect intended- *Squeeeeaaaaaak* I’m just gonna show myself out. Nobody light a match.
Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles
Look daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings! Oh yeah? Well every time I light one of these Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles someone dies. Apparently. And also an angel gets it’s wings ripped off. Apparently. I have no proof. These candles will set a macabre mood. You can choose from: Gothic Grim Reaper, Macabre Death Gothic, Tempus Fugit With Skull and Memento Mori Gothic Candle. But I could talk about these candles for hours. Stop me before I wax poetic. Get it? Wax? Tough crowd!
A Real Nightmare Before Christmas – Hannibal Zombie Elf On A Shelf
This Hannibal Zombie Elf On A Shelf is the elf on a shelf inside of a cell, wearing a muzzle. I guess the North Pole is a bloody place, with some sick and twisted elves. Now this guy can terrorize you in your own home during the holiday season. Keep that mask on so he doesn’t bite you. Or worse, eat you. With a bottle of wine. I wonder what wine goes best with me… Hmmm. No way I would let this guy in my home, but you make your own call. That call should be to the police as this elf is around your neck with a little knife.