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Vintage Matchbox Inspired Artwork Featuring Monsters

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Vintage Matchbox Inspired Artwork Featuring Monsters
Got a match? Yeah, my butt and your face! Butt seriously… See what I did there? Butt seriously? Butt me no butts or I’ll kick your nuts! Okay. I promise to be an adult now. *Clears throat*

Vintage match artwork is pretty sweet. In the old days it would give filthy pyromaniac street urchins something to look at so they don’t burn their retinas on the pretty pretty fire. Wanna touch it. Oh so bright. Burn and blaze all through the night… Illustrator Chet Phillips has created some cool matchbox style art with monsters from movies and mythology. Pretty cool! But fire so hot. So alive. Burning. Dancing… You can get signed prints from Chet’s Etsy store. Or T-shirts here. One more match… Another… Fire walk with me…
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Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs

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Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs
Do you have a stuffed animal who is in need of immediate surgery and needs every organ transplanted? Thank God for this Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs. Now you can give your plush animals new life. Or you can just hang this entire set on your wall or something. Basically we are talking plush guts here. An entire torso worth of ’em. It’s all anatomically correct. I have to take their word for that cuz I’m not a stuffed animal doctor.

This is pretty cool and all, but what I really need is a replacement wiener for a Teddy Bear cuz mine didn’t come with one for some reason.

Leather Kraken Helmet

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Leather Kraken HelmetCrikey, ats a kraken elmet mate! I’ll take a crack at that kraken helmet. It doesn’t have any actual cracks right? Good cuz my head needs to be protected while I’m riding my Big Wheel, which I decked out in tentacles and seaweed. I’m going for a whole Mad Max thing. In this case, I call it Crazy Kraks.

You see why I have to protect my noggin? Cuz these ideas are gold! Plus I’m a big fan of Cthulhu and Krakens. In school the girls used to call me H.P. Nub-craft, for reasons I don’t feel comfortable getting into here. Well, I better get Kraken if I’m gonna save up all my dough and buy this thing.
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Swarovski Crystal Skull Earrings

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Swarovski Crystal Skull Earrings
Wow, look at those crystal skull earrings. Back off Indy, that’s mine! I’m gonna sell it for a fortune and buy a small island. *Knees Indy in his 70 year old junk and watches as he falls down a trap pit. Then I swing into action, clutching a jungle vine and snatch these Swarovski Crystal Skull Earrings off of the lovely lady who is no longer wearing them and jump into a waiting jeep.* So pretty. Such a rare treasure! What the? *Indy drops behind me as I’m racing down a tight road on the side of a cliff. He gives me a choke hold, so I elbow him in the ribs and send him flying over the cliff.* Haha. Sucker. *Reaches into my pocket where the earrings are missing.* Nooooooooooo. *Jumps out of the car and over the cliff after him.*

Two adventurers died that day and the treasure was lost again. You see what happens when you interfere Indy? This is why I can’t have nice things.
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A Bunch Of Crazy Monster Heads For Your Wall

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A Bunch Of Crazy Monster Heads For Your Wall
These crazy monster heads are basically demon heads popping out of your wall. The sellers says:

In this piece I attempt to personify many of my own personal “demons” that have taught me the importance of persistence, dedication and determination to name a few.

Damn. You and your “friends”must have been a real hit at dinner parties. Now you can take this person’s demons and display them on your wall. But collection other people’s demons may not be a good idea.
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