Vroom, vroom! My horror car can beat your horror car. Well, technically my ride is only a horror car cuz it’s rusted to hell, has no doors and has slash marks all over the exterior, which may have been from Freddy Kreuger’s knives, or because an ex girlfriend wearing Freddy gloves with akey on each finger scratched the shizz out of it. I have no idea. These Cars as Horror Movie Characters are true horrors. You might say hell on wheels.
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This Life-Sized Skeleton Is A Pencil That Draws Itself to Death
This is a life sized skeleton that is basically one giant pencil that is shaking around on a piece of paper, until it decomposes itself or rubs itself into nothing. It is from artist Agelio Batle and is called Ash Dancer. More like ass dancer! Am I right? Look him gyrate. Look at him vibrate! He has the moves baby! *High five* Ah, you got graphite all over my hand! Whatevs! Get down with your bad self.
After its gone and he is no more, the skeleton’s smudge-y creations will remain. Which is coincidentally what they say about me and this blog.
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Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet
Through its clever use of dental related hieroglyphics, this Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet tell the story of the tooth fairy. I think. It could be a horror story about a lonely dentist with two weeks to live and nothing to lose. I have to research it more. But it has teeth all over it. I know that much. It’s enough to make you bi-cuspid curious right?
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Voodoo Top Hat And Staff
This Voodoo Top Hat And Staff is sweet. Makes me want to twirl that hat and bounce it on my head as I shake the staff and kick into a musical number. That’s the kind of voodoo I’d do, but who do voodoo when you can just watch Hulu? With a fellow named Sulu? Or Cthulu? I have no idea, but that’s actually a good question. I’ll think on it while I’m wearing my cool Voodoo pimp-daddy hat. Smoking my fine cigar and stroking my python. I know that sounds wrong, but stroking your python is so fun you don’t wanna stop. With this hat you can get away with it. Stroke it all day if ya want. No one’s gonna tell you to stop.
Edgar Allan Poe Adult Coloring Book
Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, then go color with Edgar Allan Poe. Sounds like good advice, which is why I’m gonna sit on the floor and color in this Edgar Allan Poe Adult Coloring Book. There’s only one problem. I ate all of my crayons. Some habits never die. On one hand my stomach is killing me. On the other hand, I now make colorful art with my butt. Yay! Ohhhhh the cramping. I think I have a Pollock coming out. Unless I’m prairie doggin’ a Picasso.