The Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit is ripped! Do you even wolf bro? This hairy dude has been getting his gains. Which isn’t easy since he only comes out on a full moon and that’s when Planet Fitness is always the most crowded. Dude is buff and tough. What are you gonna do when Wolf-a-mania runs wild on you brotha? Oh yeah!
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Crazy Larva Mutant
Damn son! You ugly! Real nice. Real mature giving me the finger x6. You are the craziest Larva Mutant I’ve ever seen. What’s up with the area between your stubby arms? It looks like your abdomen is smiling. Twice! And are those three sets of bellybutton pairs? Looks like you have an ugly alien head too. That’s what I thought. Oh well. Nice getting to know you. Now it is time to kill you with fire! No stop squirming. It’s disgusting. It’s all icky and nasty.
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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder
Let Freddy Krueger lend a hand this Halloween. This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is just what you need to scare those sugared-up kids who ring your doorbell. Trick or treat. Smell Freddy’s feet. Let Freddy give you something good to eat. Then he’s gonna eat your soul! Hey. Why are you all running away and dropping candy all over the place? Whatever. More for me. This was all part of my plan. Scare kids, sweep up tons of dropped candy and score big this Halloween. Sadly, all of the good candy sinks to the bottom of their bags. All I got is candy corn here!
Coffin Pool Table
Nine ball corner casket, I mean pocket. This Coffin Pool Table is all fun and games until you find out there’s a dead body in there that you have been whacking with your balls. That sounded dirty. I apologize. If I owned this, I think I would have to play with pool balls that look like bloody eyes. Also, what this needs is a skeleton hand in each hole that will put the balls back on the table for you. Did that sound dirty too? I can’t tell. Now I’m all self-conscious.
Gothic Halloween Coaster Set Featuring Dracula and The Wolfman
This Gothic Halloween Coaster Set is pretty cool. They will protect your surfaces and tickle your funny bone. Your humorous to be specific. Ha. I made a funny. They feature wolfman, dracula and Van Helsing. They are perfect for Halloween.
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