You can either buy these awesome Tentacle Winestoppers or do like I do and keep a caged octopus on your kitchen counter. I just set my wine down and bonk him on the head, until he sticks a tentacle in my bottle. That’s probably why my wine tastes like Calamari. You want some water? Huh? You better cooperate! My Coke was tasting pretty flat last I checked too. Arghhhh! Stop strangling me!
Tag: strange
Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick
The Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick is heavy on the doom, but light on the gloom. It may even light up your room. Looks like I’m a poet and didn’t even know it. Bones… That’s what we need more of in our homes. Just make sure you feed it the perfect amount of calcium and this candlestick will be with you forever. Gotta take care of them bones.
Cute Cartoon Characters Become Terrifying
Check out this art that shows cute cartoon characters that are terrifying. No Pikachu. I do not choose you. Even if you do gobble me up whole and spit me out as a bloody mess. They used to be cute, now these cartoon animals are horrors that will keep you up at night. A few examples are below.
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Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies
Check out these Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies with awesome horror packaging. These limited edition flavors are scary delicious. You know what the most horrifying Oreo cookie is? That one that fell on the floor, but you ate it anyway, then a few minutes later, you had to pick cat hair and dirt off your tongue. It’s gross but, “The cookie compels you!” True dat! True dat!
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Gross Ear Magnet
Does your fridge have gross ears? It will now, thanks to this Gross Ear Magnet. Is that a zit? Or some other disease? I wanna pop it so it squirts everytime I open the fridge. I’m talking one of those long distance squirts that gets all over the bathroom mirror. Maybe I’ll talk into it before I open the fridge. “You better have two slices of pizza and some fried chicken in there or I will box your ears!”