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Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set

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Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set
I like to bring my Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set out before Christmas. Obviously. Having tea with me is a nightmare, cuz I like a lot of sugar. One lump or two? Just one please, but make it the size of the cup! If there’s room for more than a thimble full of tea, you did it wrong.

Why am I so jittery? Why am I shaking? I just meant to set the cup down daintily, but now I’ve smashed it into a million pieces. Why am I pulling out my hair and laughing maniacally? Oh man, tea time always does this to me. I need you to chain me up in the basement and no matter how much I scream and struggle, do NOT unlock me! I’m about to go full Tasmanian devil in this mofo!
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Horror Movie Coffin Clocks

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Horror Movie Coffin Clocks
These Horror Movie Coffin Clocks feature some of our favorite horror movie icons. What time is it? Apparently, time to die. My hat is off to the seller. Making clocks this this isn’t exactly Child’s Play. It can be a real Nightmare on Elm Street, but once they are finished you can look at them and see The Shining. And now I am all out of word play for these clocks. Damn my NyQuil-addled mind.
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Weird And Awesome Greeting Cards – Jesus And Dinosaurs

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weird greeting cards
Etsy seller unusualcards has all kinds of weird and crazy greeting cards. We like these ones that feature Jesus and dinosaurs. How about the baby Jesus in the manger with a T-Rex looking over him? I say that’s awesome. Not as awesome as Jesus riding a dinosaur and delivering gifts to homes at Christmas, but still.

These freaky cards rock. Check out their shop. They have a lot to choose from. There were a lot of dinosaurs to choose from once. Not anymore. Their time ran out. The time on their meter expired. I mean meteor. Heh. Dino humor.
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Octo Girl Octopus Necklace

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Octo Girl Octopus Necklace
She’s an Octo Girl in an Octo world. Lifted up her dress and nearly hurled. Just kidding. I would never lift the dress of an Octo-Girl without her permission. And since I would never get permission, I guess I will never know if the tentacles match the tentacles.

Anyway, this Octo Girl Octopus Necklace is pretty cool. Hello Lady Cthulhu.

Beetlejuice Head Glass Pendant

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Beetlejuice inspired heady glass pendant
This Beetlejuice Head Glass Pendant looks pretty scary. I think it’s based on the cartoon. Like me, this guy features UV reactive hair, teeth,and eyes. I fell into a radioactive container and got superpowers, what’s your excuse? And no, I’m not saying your name three times. Why don’t you say my name three times, huh? That would be a change. It’s always about you isn’t it?

He kinda looks like a radioactive Albert Einstein when he’s all glowing and stuff.
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