Tag: tea

Sugar Skulls Are Hauntingly Sweet

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Sugar skulls. One lump or two? Huh? One lump or two? Look, I don’t care how many bumps it has on it’s head, just drop it in my coffee so I can get mah buzz on like a caffeinated bee. Caffeinated bees are like spelling bees, only much much louder.

Spell “profane”. *Bloodshot eyes wide as hell and twitchy.* PROFANE, P-R-O-F-A-N-E PROFANE. *Forehead veins bulging.* I WILL USE IT IN A SENTENCE. “IF I DON’T WIN THIS F***ING BEE, I’M GETTIN’ ALL PROFANE UP IN DIS BIATCH!” WHERE’S MY COFFEE?
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Skull Shaped Sugar Spoon

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This skull shaped sugar spoon lets you pile heaping mounds of sugar aka white death onto your spoon so that it looks like the poison it is.

The hell? Did I just say that? Yeah, I’ve been putting the moves on this healthy chick, so I have to practice and pretend I’m not a fat slob. It’s gonna work out great right up until I invite her over for Mac and Cheese with a bacon appetizer.

Totally getting this spoon though. Mounds of skull sugar are the best. It’s like having a sugary grim reaper bringing you one step closer to his embrace, a spoonful at a time.
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Alien Teapot: In Space No One Can Hear (Your Kettle) Scream

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alien teapotTea time always ends the same way when you serve tea in this alien teapot. You sit down across from your guest, share some gossip, laugh, nibble on some biscuits and then it all goes to hell as an alien bursts from your chest, taking the tea cup in it’s own bloody grubby hand and smiling at your guest with razor sharp teeth. Tea party over!

Etsy seller richardsymonsart has quite a selection of unique teapots for sale, including the Zombie attack teapot which can be seen below.
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