Communicate with spirits from the upside down. I mean without having to hang Christmas lights all over your house and paint letters on your wall. The Stranger Things Ouija Board is all you need. This thing features the alphabet spelled out with Christmas lights so you don’t have to wreck your home. Just be careful not to summon a Demogorgon or some other freaky demon from the upside down.
Tag: toys for adult weirdos
Sexy Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine
There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.
Crazy Freaky Japanese Stress Balls With Faces
These Japanese Stress Balls With Faces are so creepy and nasty I don’t even want to look at ’em. But it’s my job. They are little nightmare baby faces that you can squeeze when you’re having a bad day. And I would imagine that everyday is a bad day when you are carrying these things around with you. Squeezing them seems to unleash even more terror. They come in gray and white, but they are equally terrifying and willall haunt your dreams.
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Should Be Official – Fifty Shades of Grey LEGO Set
Toys sure have changed since I was a kid. This custom Fifty Shades of Grey LEGO set comes with two mini figures. Also a whip, handcuffs and restraints. Kids these days.
Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll
What the Lynch!!!! I don’t remember Laura Palmer looking like that. I remember an all-American girl. This looks like an all-American ghoul. This Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll comes with some little accessories like a Jumping man toy, and a picture of Laura, which may be a diary. I guess I have to buy it cuz she did say that I would see her again in 25 years. The jumping man really creeps me out with his long nose and jumping skills. Anyone else hungry for some creamed corn?