*Stoner voice* Dude, my skull is totally baked! This Skull Baking Pan must be from Deady Crocker. I think I saw this on the food network. No, wait. It was the F-ewwd Network. I’m gonna decorate mine for the Day of the Dead. Might give him a gold grill too, cuz he has to look as badass as he tastes. I hope I don’t drop it and give my confectionary a concussion.
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Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp
Is it the Day of The Dead already? That would explain that rotting zombie at the ATM machine that I had to decapitate with a shovel. It would also explain why my trip to Target was like black friday on acid. Well, time to get my survival gear ready and head out to the mountains, where I will spend my days keeping an eye out for zombies and my nights, reading by this cool Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp.
Until one night when I fall asleep early and find a zombie gnawing on my arm. Bad zombie! Bad! *hits it in the nose with newspaper. Then when I see it won’t be trained as a pet, blows it’s head off.*
Black Skull Ring
This Black Skull ring is badass. Like Biker dude badass. I bet it gives you super powers too. *Puts ring on. Beard pops up on my face and grows ZZ Top length. Denim jacket forms around my body. I smell the stink of a thousand miles of road with just 20 miles of shower. I AM A BADASS.* Now all I’ll need is a trashy biker babe to ride with. Well, not that trashy. Recycling trashy, not food filled hefty bag with a week old diaper trashy. Be nice if she had a few teeth too, but that may be asking for too much.
Please don’t hunt me down biker gangs. I love your hairy fly-ridden women.
Creepy Creeper Black-Eyed Leather Journal
This Creepy Creeper Black-Eyed Leather Journal must be what all those black eyed children use for a diary.
Dear Diary,
Today I knocked on someone’s door and acted all creepy.I asked to come in and the guy was like “Oh hell no!” and slammed the door in my face. Then I knocked on another door. And another. And another. It is so hard to find a soul to devour and I am oh so hungry. Maybe if I tried a place with no doors, I wouldn’t have to ask permission before eating a person’s soul. *sigh*
Flock Of Ravens For Your Wall
And I ran. I ran so far away. I just- Oh wait. That’s a Flock of Seagulls. This is a Flock Of Ravens For Your Wall. What’s the name for a flock of Ravens? An unkindness, a murder, a gaggle, a giggle, a gander, a curiosity, a regiment? I have no idea. I just know that these ravens are gonna make your wall look like an army of birds are materializing through your wall.
That’s crazy. Feather-pluckin weird if ya ask me. I don’t know what everyone’s raven about?