
Hey buddy. How bout a hand? A skeleton hand isn’t what I had in mind. This Soap Dish Skeleton Hand is a cool and creepy accessory for your kitchen or bathroom. Maybe you can position it to make it look like it’s coming out of the wall. No bones about it, this is a cool accessory. Put a little soap on, then let the bony hand rub it in and give you a massage. That’s what I would do.
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Coffee Mugs With Etched and Painted Tentacles

Wow. So tenta-cool man! Look at those tentacles just wavin all over the place. Probably doing the wave! These Coffee Mugs With Etched and Painted Tentacles are awesome. Get yourself a face full of tentacles with your coffee or tea.
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Blood Splattered Coffin Coasters

These Blood Splattered Coffin Coasters make every drink a morbid margarita, a deadly daiquiri, a corpsey cocktail, a macabre manhattan, a terrorizing Tom Collins, Death on the beach, a tequila of terror, a scary screwdriver, or a Long Island iced terror. Just set your drink down on one of these coasters, otherwise the wife will be putting you in a box and burying you six feet deep. Why do ya think I drink so much?
Halloween Tarot Cards

This Halloween, give the gift that keeps on giving: A tarot reading about how they are doomed. These Halloween Tarot Cards are fun and they have some great art on them. I’m assuming, since it is Halloween themed, that the Death card has a bag of candy and is holding a scythe. I have no idea. I looked, but my attention span is- Did you see that cool Hamster on a piano video? That still makes me lol.
No really, this is a cool deck.
Thanks, I built it on the side of my home with wood!
That’s not what I meant. Nevermind.
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Gold Skull Bookends

These Gold Skull Bookends look pretty awesome cuz they’re shiny. Also cuz I just want to put some crazy eyes in those sockets. And I know you have a better book collection than these two books shown here. They look like cool ancient idols. *Stands before them. Wiggles my hands, loosening them up. Gently lifts one skull so my books don’t fall down. I smile and go to put the idol in my satchel. A mechanism clicks somewhere. Rumbling starts. Giant boulder comes down from the ceiling and chases me. I barely make it as I jump through my front door.*
You see why these are awesome? Again! Again!