Krampus is making a list. He’s checking it twice. He knows which kids he’s gonna slice and dice. These Krampus Christmas Wreaths will look great on your door or in your home. Ditch Santa this year and celebrate with Krampus. Or maybe hedge your bets and celebrate with both, cuz I wouldn’t want to piss Santa off. Etsy seller FantasyClayFlowers has several versions of these cool wreaths and they all look scary and awesome. Your kids will behave with decorations like these on display.
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Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace With Ravens
Check out this Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It’s got Edgar front and center, naturally. It also has some ravens and a skull. Do you own one already? Then you’ve been Poe-owned son! Get it? Powned? Whatevs, you know that was hilarious. Poe-lease I know you laughed. Seriously though, this is a sweet ass necklace. Your other necklaces will be worn…. Wait for it… Nevermore!
Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments – Merry Mutants
What the shizz!? Don’t be putting any of these Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments on my tree this year or Santa’s gonna puke all over the gifts. Like that time everyone found a bottle of Gin, an emptied ashtray and a pile of puke under the tree in 2004, with the train going round and round it all, pulling along a little elf across the filth. Of course I was Santa that year and it didn’t take much after polishing off that bottle and ingesting about the tenth taco. These ornaments raise the puke-o-meter to vomit-con 5.
Victorian Gothic Poison Black Tea Cup Candles
MeandAnnabelLeeShop sells these cool Victorian Gothic Poison Black Tea Cup Candles. They look like tea cups that are full of tea and poison, but they will light up your room instead of killing you slowly. Which is much better in my opinion. The poison tea tag is a nice touch. They come in all kinds of varieties and styles. So you can pick your poison.
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Tortured Souls Rings – Agonizing Accessories
Does wearing Tortured Souls Rings make you the devil? I have no idea. That’s one for a philosopher. What I do know is that if you wear a handful of these and start punching people, you are making tortured souls create other tortured souls and that’s pretty evil. Don’t do that. Just wear them and admire their torment if you’re into that kind of thing. That reminds me, my feet are hurting. I think it’s cuz I have some tortured soles in my shoes. Wait. I AM the tortured soul in my shoes. Man, that’s deep.