These Gothic Coffin Tea Light Candle Holders are to die for. Well, maybe I wouldn’t go that far, but they create a great atmosphere. I’m talking mood lighting. They are coffins with tea lights in them. Therefore, I now put my hat on my heart and say a few words about the passing of these tea lights. Ummm. Yeah, I got nothin. Didn’t really know them that well. Sorry.
Tag: unique
The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock
You’d have to be cuckoo to not hang this clock in your home. And I’m not talking cuckoo for cocoa puffs, which I am. Cuz that’s a good thing. This The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock features a Zero ghost-dog that pops out instead of a bird, to the tune of “This Is Halloween.” Tim Burton fans and Halloween fanatics will love it. All of your favorite characters are here. I must have it!
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Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress – Here Comes The Bride
This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.
A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt
This A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt is a handy shirt for the traveller. It lets you know what to call Bigfoot in different areas of the world, as well as how they differ in appearance. So if you run into one, you can quickly identify it. I usually just identify it as “Holy s**t! Did you see that huge motherf**ker?”
Not as classy as this Bigfoot Shirt, but still.
Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Pillow Covers
Lay your tired skull on a sugar skull and get some rest. Then wake up on your stomach and see the skull staring at you face to face and scream. And keep screaming cuz that shizz is terrifying. Not as terrifying as waking up next to 14 drinks Becky, but still… Oh, 14 drinks Becky? Yeah, we call her that cuz you ain’t gettin’ with Becky till you’ve had at least 14 drinks. That’s when she starts to look real good. Then you wake up screaming. But that’s beside the point. Anyway, Becky just left after shaving her mustache and leaving a mini Hiroshima in my bathroom. The point is that these Sugar Skull pillow covers are awesome. That’s the point.