
Hey man, can I borrow some change? Nah, my monster says no. These Universal Monsters Bust Banks are a great way to save your money. For what? Other creepy and cool stuff of course. I’m saving money in my Wolfman bank so I can afford laser hair removal, cuz I look like a wolfman. I’m saving money in my Creature from the Black Lagoon bank so I can install a fish pond in my backyard and see if I can lure this monster to my house. You can also get Frankenstein, his bride, Metaluna Mutant and more. Monster banks rock!
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Mad Monsters Series 1 Action Figures – Why So Angry?

You mad bro? Drop rip my face off k? Do you like monsters? Do you like retro toys? These Mad Monsters Series 1 Action Figures are what you want to play with. You get Human Wolfman, Dreadful Dracula, Monster Frankenstein and Horrible Mummy. Why is Mummy horrible? Cuz she never leaves me alone when I’m playing video games and always makes me clean the cat box and stuff. Whatevs. She’s not the boss of me. I do what I want! I’m getting really off track here. The point is, these figures are cool.
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Funko Universal Monsters

Check out these adorable Funko Universal Monsters. They have Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, Metaluna Mutant, Wolfman, Mummy & The Creature from the Black Lagoon. All looking pretty damn adorable. You monsters clean up pretty well. You are all looking presentable and ready for my shelf. Try not to attack my other toys, k?
Gothic Halloween Coaster Set Featuring Dracula and The Wolfman

This Gothic Halloween Coaster Set is pretty cool. They will protect your surfaces and tickle your funny bone. Your humorous to be specific. Ha. I made a funny. They feature wolfman, dracula and Van Helsing. They are perfect for Halloween.
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Vintage Monster Ceiling Fan Blades

Are you a fan of monsters? Is your fan a fan of monsters? These Vintage Monster Ceiling Fan Blades will look great on your ceiling fan. I’m gonna lay all under it Apocalypse Now style, and stare as the monsters go round and round, blending together, into a new monster called Bride of Franken-Wolf-Cula. Okay, the name needs work. But trust me, you don’t wanna mess with him.