Don’t mess up your clothes when scaring up a good meal for the family. Wear this Cool Skull Apron and protect them. Plus if you get spaghetti sauce all over this, it will just look even more awesome and gruesome. Betty Crocker? More like Boney Crocker. It’s kinda sexy actually. Grue la la! Also Bone appetite. I know I spelled that wrong. That’s the joke. Stop second guessing me! I’m a professional. Try these for your kitchen too. Know what I’m sayin’?
Author: Artemis Winterford
Weird Buttface Taxidermy Heads – ButtSquatch
Brokencog makes sasquatch heads out of animal butts and other assorted parts. More like Butt-Foot or Ass-Squatch. These are fugly Dr. Seuss looking characters that I’m pretty sure exist in the “Tripping acid realm”, cuz I’ve seen em there. I think I bought a used car from one in the “tripping balls realm” once, which turned out to be a tricycle, only I didn’t find out until I made like 3 payments. The point is, don’t trust these guys. Or this guy.
Read more “Weird Buttface Taxidermy Heads – ButtSquatch”
Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets
Now your fridge can be full of horrors, aside from that 3 month old cheesecake that now has a pretty green mold beard. This Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets will spruce up your fridge or other metal surface. The seller has a bunch of other sets that are pretty cool too, so make sure you check them out. Now every time you get a midnight snack, you can have a midnight scare.
Pretty cool. Pretty creepy. Scares me so much,now I have to pee pee. Cuz that’s how mature I am. Deal with it. These Hammer Horror Magnets are also cool.
In Mother Russia The Toilets Come To You
This is a video of russian portable toilets, so hungry for poo and pee that they are chasing people in central Moscow. Serious end-times stuff. I’m pretty sure that Nostradamus predicted this. These fast-moving blue port-a-potties can be seen sliding across Red Square, ironically not leaving skid marks anywhere. Not sure if these toilets actually scooped anyone up to forcibly evacuate their bowels or not, but they were in a real Russia. Ha ha. That counts as toilet humor right?
I hope they each had this on board.
Read more “In Mother Russia The Toilets Come To You”
Lowbrow Art Turn Disney Characters Into Nightmare Fuel
Disney characters are supposed to be lovable and fun, so naturally someone has perverted them into hellish, yet comical nightmare fuel, because the internet. That someone is French artist Gilen Bousquet who created this lowbrow art series titled Disney’s Bastards. yeah, this is totally what Disney looks like under the surface if you are really paying attention. Like the kids say, get woke yo! Whereas my generation was all like, “Get coke yo!”
Read more “Lowbrow Art Turn Disney Characters Into Nightmare Fuel”