This Skull Money Clip will hold your cash and look cool doing it. That is a steel skull too, so it is built to last. All of the badass dudes and dudettes are using these. I’m gonna get one and be cool too. People are gonna be all like, “Nice skull dude.” and I’m gonna be all like, “Thanks, here’s a tip.” Then I’m gonna be out of money cuz I’m a writer. Now I made myself sad. *sigh* Anyway, check out Alien Money Clip too.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Sheep Gives Birth To Half-Human Half-Beast In South Africa
This is some whacked shizz right here. This thing looks like I feel after a hard night of nothing but Cheetos and alcohol. Residents of Lady Frere, S. Africa, blame bestiality and witchcraft,which is what I always blame too. A sheep gave birth to this thing and all of the villagers are pretty upset. Pitchforks and torches are selling like hot cakes. Also hot cakes are selling like hot cakes, cuz they are delicious. It looks like it is half man, half sheep, all pudge. I thought it was a new Pokemon at first from a new game called Pokemon NO. You can check out more pics of this half human half beast at the link below cuz I can’t look any more.
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Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments
I know what you’re thinking. That Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments surely smell like seaweed and monster pee. Nope. These ornaments are lavender scented. Hang them anywhere you want. On your Christmas tree, your rear view mirror, wherever. I have mine above the Captain’s wheel on my boat. Sometimes I reach up and sniff it like a bloodhound, so I know if I’m getting close to Nessie or not. It doesn’t help, but I feel a little high. Then I forget what I was doing and spin donuts on the water until the coastguard comes. So that was my weekend.
Bone Decor – Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights
You got some caged skeletons lying around the house? Yea, me too. They make great accent pieces. Well, these Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights are perfect for keeping that tablecloth down so it doesn’t fly away in the wind. Plus, you can brag about the fact that you have these four skeletons caged for all eternity. Brag about how you tried them for their crimes and doomed them to the cage and to holding down your tablecloth forever. You might also like this Life Sized Skeleton Lamps, which are the perfect companion pieces.
Deer Caught On Camera Having Epic Slap Fight
Sure, we tend to focus on the scary stuff here at creepbay, but we are also about the weird. Like two deer having a slap fight! Oh yeah!
Who you calling Bambi Biatch? I’ll slap the antlers off you! SLAP! I’m calling you Bambi biatch cuz that hunter bagged your mom! SLAP! Don’t you talk about my mother! SLAP! I’ll talk about your mother all I want. She’ll do anybody as long as they have the doe! Get it? Doe? Her name is dil right? Dil Doe? Ha ha ha ha! Your mom’s a dil doe! SLAP!
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