It’s my friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman. I have no idea what her secret identity is, but I know she wears this Spider Web Lace Top and nothing else. She claims she is fighting crime. The police claim you can see her boobies in that top and they ain’t wrong! It would be a great movie if it weren’t taking place in my neighborhood at night when I’m trying to sleep. The noise doesn’t keep me up. I just can’t sleep knowing that I can see them boobies. And I never do. She swings by way too fast. She wears it with this Pencil Skirt.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Colorful Skull Shot Glasses For Your Next Party
I need a shot like I need some liquid in my colorful skull. In other words, keep ’em coming bartender. I want to drink until I’ve covered the entire skull rainbow. These Colorful Skull Shot Glasses are awesome.Line ’em up and knock ’em back. Perfect for your next paranormal party. You might also like these scary movie shot glasses
Gothic and Monster Christmas Stockings
Yeah, it’s July. So what? It’s never too early to start thinking about a creepy Christmas. WorkingClassPunx sells all kinds of cool Gothic Christmas Stockings. Some have Gothic designs like skulls, others are Monster Christmas Stockings like Frankenstein and Dracula. Stick these on your mantle and give Santa a little fright this season. You better not give me coal again Santa. Or I will burn the Christmas tree down. Again! Using that coal.
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Mom Spots Ghost Baby Climbing Into Son’s Bed
A mom claims that she spotted a ghost baby climbing into the bed of her 18-month-old son and lying next to him on a baby monitor.
First of all, let me just say that it was late, I was stumbling home and got the wrong house. I thought I was laying down next to my teddy bear. I did think that it was odd that Teddy smelled like s**t and piss, but since I always smell that way, I don’t judge. Also odd that I now had a crib, but whatevs. Stuff happens. Sorry about all the puke. Also, I was glowing cuz I ordered the “full fukushima” at the local bar. The good news is, the more you pee, the more that glow goes away. The bad news is it has a half life of 5 days.
But the 39-year-old mum-of-four said when they checked the monitor they were horrified to spot a ‘ghost baby’ sleeping next to their tiny son. Laura said she also saw the chilling figure appear to wave at things in Sebastian’s room at their home in Plymouth, Devon.
Ghost baby? I mean, I am about Danny Devito height, but ghost baby? Really? Of course I was waving. I was trying to wave the stink away cuz Teddy Ruxpin was crapping himself and I was puking myself. Also pissing radiation like Chernobyl. It smelled like rotten Taiwanese garbage stuffed inside of roadkill. Sorry for the all the confusion. I just stumbled home after a few minutes.
PS. What do you feed that kid? Stop.
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Immaculate Deception – Religious Alien Art
Etsy’s very own PaytonPringleArt (I had no idea that Pringles were a medium outside of staining my fingers and shirt. And decorating my couch with crumbs.) makes Religious Alien Art that I’m pretty sure is illuminati and scientology sanctioned. It makes me question everything. Questions like: What the f**k does it mean? Are you saying that aliens are religion? Or that religion is a sham? And why am I still looking at this, when I need to feed my face? And what am I going to eat? So many questions. But the truth is out there. Soon it will be in my tummy.
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