What the spud? So this exists. A Plush Potato. A bunch of plush potatoes. AKA your average American. Hey, I can say that cuz I’m American and all doughy and potato-like. So now you can cuddle with a plush spud. These guys look like fleshy ghosts who would multiply and haunt you forever.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Sterling Rings
With these Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Sterling Rings, you have the world’s freakiest couple on your hands. Smash ’em together and make ’em kiss. Or fight. It’s all good. Franky probably cheated or didn’t take the trash out. Maybe he farted too loud. That’s just how relationships are. They’re gonna fight, so I say put one on each ring finger and let’s get ready to rumble! Talk about bumping uglies. *shudders* Just make sure that they kiss and make up. But not too much.
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Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf
You gotta protect your neck from vampires. The best way to do it is with this Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf. No vampire is going to bite your neck cuz they will be too busy admiring your scarf. You will be spared. Hell I spared someone the other night cuz- Did I say me? I meant a vampire friend of mine. I ain’t no bloodsucker. Can I have a bite of that burrito? *Chomp* Is that garlic? *HISSSSSSS* No one shall be spared this night!
Skeleton Hands Boot Bracelets
These Skeleton Hands Boot Bracelets are all the rage this season. Don’t know why. Maybe people like the idea of skeleton hands reaching out and grabbing their ankle, to trip them. Sometimes they bite your ankle with their bone teeth and laugh. And if ya can’t kick them off you’re just dragging a skeleton down the sidewalk and bones clink and clank. Man, I hate those guys!
Twin Peaks Microcassette Mini Journal
It’s happening again! This Twin Peaks Microcassette Mini Journal is pretty cool. It’s a hardcover journal that replicates Dale Cooper’s microcassette recorder. Of course his journal would be covered in doughnuts and coffee. It has 192 lined pages and a mini-cassette bookmark! Now bring on the coffee and apple pie. I’ll meet you in the red room and we can all dance with the midget.