There’s no better prank then putting a monster in someones toilet. It plays on the primitive fear that we all have about monsters attacking us when we are at our most vulnerable. Besides, everyone knows that toilets are nothing but monster portals to other realms, with poop going one way and demons riding the wave and going the other. We are potentially a target with each and every flush.
This Toilet Monster pops out when they lift up the seat and comes in red and green.
Do androids dream of electric sheep? Do holographic mermaids dream of electric eels? I have no idea, but I like how you’re rockin’ that $155 holographic mermaid bodysuit my fishy feminine friend. Of course, that may be due to the fact that YOU ARE HYPNOTIZING THE S**T OUT OF ME with those glasses.
Damn girlfriend, I would have come willingly and given you some sweet love. No need for mermaid trickery. I know all the right things to do and say my sweet ocean siren. Want a sample? Here goes: “Hey baby, them scales is heavy.” Which of course means something entirely different to a human woman. You can say that to a mermaid, NOT to a woman who just stepped off a scale. Lesson learned.
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Etsy seller PrimAndGrim obviously has a real soft spot for making weird stuff. You know who else has a soft spot? Each one of those baby dolls. That’s where she jammed the lights into their heads. Now she probably hangs this string of brightly lit, decapitated rugrats up in her studio and performs weird Etsy rituals that summon buyers who have a taste for the strange.
I had a taste for the strange once. Wife solved that by clubbing me over the head a few hundred times. Now I only have eyes for her. That was a bonus true love story. Now I have a soft spot too.
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I like to close the garage up real tight, get the car running and set this baby on the passenger seat. Then I rev this gas powered blender up and make a smoothie to die for. Or so you would think. But I usually just wake up to my wife shaking me and slapping the carrot juice mustache right off my face. Marriage. Can’t get out of it that easy.
Holy Lord and creepy savior! Let this Jesus night light protect you from all manner of boogeymen, ghosts and demons, who prowl the night. He will scare the hell out of them literally. Look at him all lit up, flapping his dragon wings while he rips his shirt off Superman style.
Who ya gonna call? Jesus. He is the original Ghostbuster!
More shots below.
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