Drunk dialing will take on a whole new meaning with this awesome Beer Bottle telephone. “Hello, alcohol? I lob you man. No, really. Yer like, my faborite thing ever.” *hiccup* “What? Nah. No man. I meant to dial you. Alcohol is just a term of endangerment. I mean endearment.”
*Nods off and jolts awake* “Hello! I’d like to make a collect call to my liber, uh, liver. Make it quick brewmaster, or operator, or whatever. He’s drowning.” *decorates the wall with a puke jet-stream. Wipes mouth with arm* “Nevermind. All better now. Can you get me a cleaning lady instead?”
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I thought mermaids were supposed to be beautiful, but this mermaid isn’t gonna use it’s assets to lure any sailors to their doom. This rooster-headed, perhaps half vampire monstrosity could have used a support net on those tatas too, because they have seen better days. They are sagging toward Davy Jones’ locker.
Cats and pizza. These two things fuel the internet. No human can resist either. Now you can have both on one convenient 
There are so many untold stories in Rock and Roll. Sex, drugs and rock and roll baby! Take fat Elvis for example. He knew how to let it all hang out. Literally. Problem was, he couldn’t get it back into his jumpsuit, so it had to hang out. There was a point where he could sing about Blue Suede shoes, but gone were the days when he could see his own feet.
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