Ultimate Pimp Cane: Rattlesnake Cane With An Open Mouth

rattlesnake caneDamn son. If you need yourself a new pimp accessory(Cause you gotta look good when trickin’ out your hoes), this rattlesnake cane is perfect. It has an open mouth and the fangs are right there, ready to tear flesh when you get into a tussle with another pimp.
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Along Came A Banana Spider

arachnophobiaMakes us feel all twitchy and nervous, looking at these banana spider specimens. They’re not as cute and sweet as the yellow tropical fruit they’re named after…not sure why they would call them that even. Maybe it’s their yellow coloring or that someone got freaked out when they found one creeping on their banana and named it that. Are they poisonous? They certainly look scary enough to send you to the emergency room, crying for your mommy. The seller doesn’t share any information on them- why should they? Those spiders are long dead, so don’t pose a threat. Plus, the seller probably figures that in this day and age, people can go look up the info themselves. So, to save you that pesky task of looking it up for yourself and to take all the guess work out of this, let’s see what the internet has to say on the matter. Read more “Along Came A Banana Spider”

3 Faced Popcorn Clown Has Three Faces Too Many

3 faced clownYou know the old put your wiener in the popcorn trick, so that your date screams when she grabs your junk instead of the popcorn? That’s nasty! But not half as nasty as finding this three faced clown in your popcorn. No really. This thing is bursting out of popcorn.
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Vintage Halloween Mask With Disturbing Photos

halloween mask and photosCheck out this mask from the 1950s that is for sale on Ebay for $450. The mask is kinda creepy by itself, but you also get a visual history of creepery included in the form of vintage photos, seemingly showing two children in Halloween costumes.
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The Horror That Is Snuffleupagus Cthulhu

snuffleupagus cthulhuSnuffleupagus or snuffaluffagus is a special cuddly elephant-something that every kid knew at one time, from Sesame Street. Well, apparently this cuddly and gentle creature has been turned into an ancient evil. And he is awake to terrorize the world.
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