The Bone Phone: Can You Hear Me (Creaking) Now?

bone phoneThis creepy bone phone from Ebay belongs in a chiropractor’s office. *alien voice* E.T…bone…home… Sing it with me folks:

With the leg bone connected
to the knee bone,
and the knee bone connected
to the thigh bone,
and the thigh bone connected
to…..AT&T.
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More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire

nicholas cage is a vampireYet another Victorian era photo of a man, who eerily resembles famous actor, Nicholas Cage has surfaced on Ebay, adding further proof to the whole “Nicholas Cage is a vampire” myth. If you’re not familiar with this internet legend, here’s the story- In 2011, a similar Victorian era photo of a man who appeared to be Nick cage surfaced on Ebay. The seller claimed that it was definitely an old photo of Mr. Cage and that he is an immortal, who never appears to age and has lived through many eras. Read more “More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire”

Creepy/Cool: Unicorn Ski Mask For Creepy Mythical Robberies

unicorn ski maskOkay. Here’s the plan. Sparklehooves, you enter the convenience store first. Take your time getting a Mountain Dew and then browse the magazine rack. MagicMane, you enter after. Pick up a slim jim and a bag of skittles, then read the nutritional info on the back of a bag of Doritoes. I’ll enter last, casually walking up to MagicMane and downing some skittles. It helps calm my nerves. At that point, it’s ski masks on gentlemen. Whinny like you mean it, then get the weapons out. Watch where you’re pointing that horn!
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Disturbing Multi-Face Schizo Doll

creepy dollLooks like this little creeper, from Ebay seller Uniquefindsnmore, is bursting at the seams, with all sorts of dark emotions…and has a creepy face to go with each one. How do things like this even get made in the first place? What was the company that made it even thinking? Did Mattel have some crazy designers working for them in the 70s, who got their jollies, scaring the living daylights out of little children? This is not a nice doll! Somehow, I doubt it made it onto many little girls holiday wish lists, unless they were a warped and twisted Wednesday Adams type of a girl, who wanted the doll for playing torture games with…then the many crazy faces this doll makes would make sense.
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Interior Frighting: Corpse Head Chandelier

Corpse Head ChandelierMeet Nadine. Yeah, that’s her rotting head sitting on top of her withered spine. Etsy seller BehindTheRowsStudio tells the story:
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