Category: Creep Wear

Spiderweb Mandala Vest

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Spiderweb Mandala Vest
This is the pattern for a Spiderweb Mandala Vest. I’m no seamstress, but I think all you have to do is show a spider the pattern and he will get to work spinning yarn out of his butt-sack and make this for you. Then all you have to do is wear this things and twirl around like Stevie Nicks, Queen of the arachnids. Maybe twirl around outside and catch some flies in this thing. Put them in a cocoon and save them for a snack. Great, now I got Stevie Nicks songs in my head.

Anyway, flaunt your spider-lovin’ style all you want. Maybe become the new Spider-Woman.
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Victorian Gothic Skeleton Necklaces

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Victorian Gothic Skeleton Necklaces
Goth yourself up fool! With these Victorian Gothic Skeleton Necklaces. Steampunk and Gothic. Those are two words that I love to hear together. These necklaces are cool. You got your gentlemen eyeball, your egg-headed freak and a bunch of fancy schmancy Victorian skeletons all dressed up. This will spice up your wardrobe my skeleton loving brothers from another mother. I didn’t forget about you my seesters from another keester. Wear these necklaces with pride.
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Large Octopus Brooch

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Large Octopus Brooch
I’m not afraid to brooch the subject. This Large Octopus Brooch is the bee’s knees, Cthulhu’s tentacles, Medusa’s locks, Frankenstein’s bolts. Too scared to wear it? Don’t be an octo-puss! This guy has eight arms to hold ya with baby. Plus he’s all ink splattered, like a pen exploded in his face. I hate when that happens. He was probably just writing in his diary and SPLAT, day ruined. Don’t let your day be ruined by missing your chance at a cool accessory.

Cthulhu Mask

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Cthulhu Mask
This Cthulhu Mask is perfect for those weird Illuminati parties that the elite like to throw, cuz it compliments stuff like goat heads and boobies. I’m totally buying this and filming a remake of Eyes Wide Shut. Only I’m going to call it Tentacles Wide Shut. It will be about a young Cthulhu who gets mixed up in this strange Illuminati world and finds out that there is a whole other reality happening all around him and that he is in fact, really Tom Cruise, the ancient smiling evil that will end us all.
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Spider Planchette Pendant

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Spider Planchette Pendant
Oh what a tangled web we weave when our spider-butts had Mexican the night before and it’s half liquid, half silly string! But that’s beside the point. This Spider Planchette Pendant will help you commune with the spirit world and when you actually a contact a ghost? They’re all like, “Holy hell! A spider! Get it off me! Get it off me!” And then your Ouija board explodes.
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