Buck holiday traditions by wearing whatever the hell you want. Who wants a bright and colorful sweater when you can invite Krampus to the party and kick things up a notch? This Ugly Krampus Christmas Sweater features Krampus and his legendary tongue, some bells, pentagrams, trees, bones and more. It’s gonna be a Krampus Christmas up in this biatch! Better lock up your kids, cuz I have a sack that needs filling. God, that sounds so wrong. I’m just saying that the Kramp-man stuffs kids in sacks. Geesh.
Category: Creep Wear
Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves
These Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves are awesome. I like to use them to scare the hell out of people. Just put these on and then let your hand creep around the corner or a doorway so that people think a werewolf is stalking them. Nope. It was just me stalking you. Again. You want to alert the police before or after I leave? Just asking cuz it smells like you’re cooking dinner and I’m starving. Owwww! Don’t taze me bro! Okay, I’m going. Pranks are not so much fun these days what with all of the state of the art weaponry available.
Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace With Ravens
Check out this Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It’s got Edgar front and center, naturally. It also has some ravens and a skull. Do you own one already? Then you’ve been Poe-owned son! Get it? Powned? Whatevs, you know that was hilarious. Poe-lease I know you laughed. Seriously though, this is a sweet ass necklace. Your other necklaces will be worn…. Wait for it… Nevermore!
Tortured Souls Rings – Agonizing Accessories
Does wearing Tortured Souls Rings make you the devil? I have no idea. That’s one for a philosopher. What I do know is that if you wear a handful of these and start punching people, you are making tortured souls create other tortured souls and that’s pretty evil. Don’t do that. Just wear them and admire their torment if you’re into that kind of thing. That reminds me, my feet are hurting. I think it’s cuz I have some tortured soles in my shoes. Wait. I AM the tortured soul in my shoes. Man, that’s deep.
Fun BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves
Wash the dishes in style, like a skeleton. These BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves make your hands look like skeleton hands while you do the chores. They are heavy duty skeleton rubber gloves that add a touch of macabre to any household chores. It will help you avoid dishpan hands, but may give you deadpan hands instead. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. What I do know is that these are fun, functional and frightening. Protect your hands and make them look scary at the same time. Wear them with this apron.