This Alien Overlord Mask is pretty cool. It’s- Wait a damn minute! That’s that son of an Alpha Centauri that drugged me and took me on a UFO joyride that night, propping me up in the co-pilot’s seat like I’m god damn Weekend at Bernie’s, while he does donuts over some farmer’s field, making crop circles and throwing empties in the back of the UFO. I mean, I guess it was a fun time. Just wish I had had a choice.
Category: Creep Wear
Memento Mori Skull Bracelet
Check out this cool Skull Bracelet peeps! Memento Mori biatches! It’s wearable art for your wrist with a creepy twist. That rhymes cuz I’m a poet and didn’t know it. I rhymed it, I timed it, I acted out and mimed it. So there. This bracelet is perfect. A vintage bracelet with a cotton fabric skull-pture!
Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes
These Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes are killer. No seriously. They are full of killers. These guys may even steal your sole. Heh. That’s a little shoe joke. And you know what they say about guys who tell little shoe jokes. I hope you know, cuz it escapes me. One shoe has the names of the movies, the other has the characters from those movies. So don’t ever lose your shoe or you’ll never figure out which movies these guys belong with.
Custom Skull Sneakers
Check out these Custom Skull Sneakers. Kicks that are sick! They have 3D skulls on them. What is going on over at Nike?
Nike worker: I’ll just put a little LSD in the water.
Nike designer: Oh man, I have so many ideas. Talk me down man, Talk me down. Skulls. It’s all about the skulls. We can use a special gel so the shoes will burn and flame and be on fire all of the time. We’ll call them Ghost Riders. How about a design that drips paint down these sneakers all day long? Kind of like the world before me that makes me want to claw my eyes out. The monkey in my head won’t let me be! Maybe just put the skulls on for now.
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Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins
These Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins are cool. It takes guts to wear them. Well, they are guts. On a different note: Is that really what a pig looks like? I was picturing a fat slice of bacon, with bacon legs and a bacon head. You learn something new everyday. Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, wear your dissection on your sweater.
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