thegeekgarden wants to cover your butt in Horror and I’m not just talking about all that butt-acne you’ve been ignoring. Hey, me too. It’s like sitting on one of those bumpy sea-urchins. I’m talkin’ Horror Movie Underwear. Check out Freddy Krueger gettin’ ready to slash dat ass. The best one is that kid from The Shining though, riding his big wheel into dat ass crack. You go Danny! Ride like the wind.
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Category: Creep Wear
Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace
Wanna give your girl a special gift guys? Buy her a nice big stone. Gravestone that is. This Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace will bury your fashion six feet under. In a good way. It’s from Poe’s actual grave in Baltimore. You know what the price is? Nevermore! Ha ha ha. It’s never more than the price see… Nevermore!
Gothic Raven Necklace
I’m giving this Gothic Raven Necklace to someone, but not because I like them. It’s cuz I want to give them the bird and also cuz I lost my bird-giving fingers in an accident. The accident was letting that guy see me flipping him the bird. So he made sure my birds never took flight again by bending them back. My birds are in casts. Oh, they’ll fly again. And when they do it is going to be majestic.
Edward Scissorhands Heart Necklace
This Edward Scissorhands Heart Necklace is the perfect accessory. Oh Edward, please be careful. You have my heart in your hands. *snikt. snikt.* And there goes another Valentine’s Day corpse that Edward has to dispose of. Never give your heart to a dude with scissor hands. Soft plushy hands maybe. Never scissor hands. What, are you crazy? What did you think was going to happen? Scissor hands are sharp. Come to think of it, how does he even pee? No way he has a weiner at this point!
Do They Come In Medium? – Custom Ouija Board Heels
Damn girl. These Custom Ouija Board Heels are looking good. You are definitely communicating with my spirit. Oooooo baby, move your planchette all over my board. Ask me anything. I’m not sure if they will fit you though. Are you a medium? That’s just a little paranormal joke. These shoes have soul baby, but when you put your feet in them, they are sole crushing. Get it?