Herbert likes to re-animate corpses. This Re-Animator Herbert West Art Doll is based on the H.P. Lovecraft short story and the Re-Animator movie. Dude’s gonna look totally creepy in your already creepy doll collection. He already has blood all over him, so, you know, that saves you the trouble. He also has his syringe and removable glasses.
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Category: Creepy Dolls
Handcrafted Critter Horror Toy
Look. A Critter Horror toy! Critters are the worst. You get with the wrong woman in the wrong part of town and you got nothin’ but critters all over your junk and the pharmacist is all like, “This’ll get rid of ’em” so you lather your firepole and bean bags up real good and nothin’. You still got critters everywhere, bitin’ and itchin’, making your junk feel like a whopper cuz it’s all flame broiled down there at this point. These guys are nasty.
Crazy Larva Mutant
Damn son! You ugly! Real nice. Real mature giving me the finger x6. You are the craziest Larva Mutant I’ve ever seen. What’s up with the area between your stubby arms? It looks like your abdomen is smiling. Twice! And are those three sets of bellybutton pairs? Looks like you have an ugly alien head too. That’s what I thought. Oh well. Nice getting to know you. Now it is time to kill you with fire! No stop squirming. It’s disgusting. It’s all icky and nasty.
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Alien Xenomorph Custom Plush
I always wanted to snuggle up with a Xenomorph on a cold winter night. Then I got married and I have all the horror I could ever want from a cuddle partner. I kid. I kid. She reads this blog. This Alien Xenomorph Custom Plush will either kill you or cuddle you. Your chances are 50/50. Don’t be fooled by his cuteness. It takes 3-4 weeks for delivery, because they have to hatch this guy, incubate him, give him a lust for blood etc.
Cheetos Demon Horror Doll
Holy cheesy Cheetos Batman! This Cheetos Demon Horror Doll eats to live and lives to eat. I guess you really are what you eat. Check out his little Cheeto pocket on his chest. I think I have that same outfit. *Looks down* I’m wearing it now! *Reaches for Cheetos. Om nom nom nom!* It makes sense that a Cheeto demon baby would prefer the Flamin’ Hot flavor! Me too!
*Keeps eating Cheeetos* Oh shizz! My skin is turning orange too. I’m a Cheeto demon nightmare! Wait. Nevermind. My skins been that way for years. It’s coated with the dust of a million snacks. Just like this guy. Hello brotha from anotha cheesy snack motha!