You’ve probably seen your neighbors cow get abducted or saw some funny lights in the sky when you were trippin balls one night, so it’s no wonder that you are afraid of Aliens. They have been known to poke and prod anuses while they laugh among themselves. Maybe it’s time you confronted your fear and got yourself an alien in a capsule.
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Nightmare Fuel: Alien Preemie Baby
Holy f**king space invaders! This Preemie alien doll is ready to be adopted by you, should you desire a life of backdoor probing everytime you piss off this kid. Then there’s the whole waking up to find a cattle mutilation scene in your living room. Now you gotta pay for the neighbors cow and clean up all of the blood that little Dexter got all over the carpet. AND dispose of 1/3 of the cow body. You don’t want to know what he did with the rest.
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I Didn’t Do It: Alien Mind Control Half Mask
Some of us act as if we have another person in control, riding around in our brain, making us do stupid things. Or maybe that’s just me. This Alien Mind Control Half Mask from BlackjackCreatureCo gives your inner demons a physical form for others to see. And you can blame everything on this Alien who is riding shotgun on your brain synapses.
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