I am so ready for the Zombie apocalypse. I have 20 pounds of beef jerky, a barrel full of bacon, an industrial sized pallet of cheetos and… What? Ammunition? Guns? I knew there was something I forgot. Oh well. You gotta have priorities and snacks are the first. Diabetes second.
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Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
Creepy/Cool: Giant Cthulhu Plush Toy
Everything we feature is creepy. Sometimes it is creepy because it is scary. Sometimes it is creepy because the seller is sloppy(Maybe they laid it out all over their floor which is covered in dog hair or the seller showed their nasty crusty feet in the pic). Sometimes the item is creepy because the seller is running a scam. Sometimes things are creepy AND cool. And that’s what this giant Cthulhu plush toy is.
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Cheetos Man Gives A Thumbs Up
Ebay seller emdutton903 made the most awesome of discoveries as he/she was shoveling Cheetos in their mouth one fine day. Good thing they took a moment to examine what was in their orange stained fingers. It was the holiest of Cheetos prizes. The holy orange grail. A Cheetos man giving the thumbs up.
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Pickled Chupacabra
Does the fabled Chupacabra exist? Obviously! Here’s proof. A pickled Chupacabra fetus that was found “in a stream in New Mexico” by Ebay seller great_american_circus_sideshows. Chupacabras are famous for being supernatural and sucking the blood out of goats and stuff. They escaped from some laboratory or were dropped off by UFOs.
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Scorpion High Heel Shoe
This creepy-ass scorpion shoe would be perfect for a one-legged witch who lives in the desert. It has wheels in back to urge you forward faster and when it goes too fast that stinger slams down and is all like “Slow down biatch, cause I just poisoned your sorry skank ass. By the way, your feet is stinky as an old cheese slice in a welfare fridge.” Because that’s how Scorpions talk.
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