We’re gonna need a bigger bathroom. This Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder is perfect. Ya know why? Cuz it’s a Great Wipe Shark. It takes a great white to deal with a great brown. Know what I’m saying. This guy will always be there while you are creating your own sharknado. Look at that look on his face. I can’t tell if he’s laughing or mad about the smell.
Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle
Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.
This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.
Hilarity Evolved – Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion
The Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion is an old classic updated for the modern age. It is a whoopee cushion that looks like the poop emoji. So when you put it on someone’s chair, they are not only going to make a fart noise so you can point and laugh, they are also sitting on poop. Now that’s what I call some high tech, modern innovation. It’s a gag that never gets old. It just gets more poop themed.
Yeti Ice Cube Tray Mold – The Abominable Snowman
Look, it’s the abominable snowman. That’s not nice. I’m sure it’s not that bad. He can’t really be abominable. People are so mean. Anyway, this Yeti Ice Cube Tray Mold is going to give you some really chill mythical monsters. Are they really mythical though? I think not. These little monsters will chill your drink and look cute doing it too.
Weird Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers
Door stoppers? More like heart stoppers. Am I right guys? High Five. No? Okay whatevs. Of course, I’ve always been a butt man. That’s not just the name I use to stop crime in my neighborhood. It’s also a preference. These Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers are gonna look awesome in my house. And since I usually kick my door stoppers into place under the door, this is gonna be extra fun. I can’t wait to kick those beach babe butts right in the bikini bottom. Get in there and stop my door you lazy beach bum!