Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends

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Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends
See, this is why I never go in the water. There are too many things that can kill ya. Like Sea Serpents, which are worse than serpents cuz the sea. But I don’t mind having these Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends on my shelf. Reminds me that life is dangerous. For dumbass sailors and the like. He’s just gonna eat that ship and there’s nothing you can do about it. And if you jump ship, something else is just gonna eat ya. No thanks.

Sea Serpent. Pffft! More like See serpent. Cuz when I See Serpent, I run!

Also check out these Kraken Bookends.
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Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack

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Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack
Freddy and Jason sittin’ in a tree, K I S S I N G… *Freddy locates my with dream GPS and whistles to Jason, saying “here is the no good ^%$&*U that’s makin’ fun of us. Freddy holds me down while Jason swings the machete! I wake up.* Damn, that was close. Can’t you guys take a joke? Anyway, I love you guys as the Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack. Lookin’ super cute guys. Are we cool now? I hope so. I should really learn to stop making fun of horror dudes.
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Disturbing and Weird Spanish Olive Alien Heads

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Spanish Olive Alien Heads
Yes, that is a bowl of Spanish olives that look like alien heads. You can eat these while you are watching the X-Files. Aren’t alien olives just the pits? Ha ha. These freaky alien treats were made by Beth of Hungry Happenings. She uses a black food coloring marker and brine to create the alien faces. Then she forgets the whole thing and has missing time.
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Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set

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Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set
These Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set shows our feline and dog friends with some mighty fine sugar skulls. So fine i almost wanna lick ’em and see if they’re sugary. You get both plates. These are a great decoration and a great way for your pets to get in on the whole Day of the Dead thing. Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. And bake stuff until you need a Day of the Diet.
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Cool Bigfoot Lunchbox – You Will Believe

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Bigfoot Lunchbox
Pack a lunch in this Bigfoot Lunchbox. I’m gonna pack a honking huge Sasquatch sammich. Along with some Yeti Yogurt. You can take this hiking in the forest too, so that when Bigfoot attacks you while eating, he can know how famous he is. It will probably make him smile. Then he’ll go back to killing you and then sit and enjoy your lunch. Then take this lunchbox home to his kid.