Guys, I just traveled back in time from 2013 and I brought these sweet Universal Monsters Hot Wheels Cars with me. Okay, I lied. I just found these like 4 years too late, but it’s cool cuz I can still buy them. I can’t wait to race these guys against each other. And have a demolition derby which I’m calling the monster mash! The Creature from the Black Lagoon has a sweet ride, but the interior is all wet and nasty. Dracula won’t show up. You know why? He’d rather do a blood drive! Zing. I still got it. Now, let’s race!
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Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
Cthulhu Yahtzee – Roll The Dice With An Ancient One
Roll the dice the Cthulhu way! I got Yahtzee! I got Yahtzee! Cthulhu Yahtzee! Is it normal for a portal to open up in the living room that looks like it leads to hell? What about Cthulhu’s minions that are now pouring out of it? Check out those glow in the dark dice son! Cthulhu ain’t fooling around. Well, I guess he is cuz he likes to make Cthulhu babies, but you know what I mean. How else you think he’s gonna get dominion over Earth.
Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers
Is your pillow a real horror show? Did it get all discolored from age? I know, right! That’s so nasty! Hide it before other people see! You can use one of these cool Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers. Choose from Black Cat or Son of Dracula. Fun fact about Dracula’s son. He gets his allowance from a blood bank and back-talks dad until he’s grounded for life, which is like forever in Vampire years. The kid’s also got a weak vlad-der so he can’t go on long bat flights. Get it? Weak vlad-der?
These Skull Microphones Are Awesome
Testing. Testing. 1. 2. 3. What the- Just realized my lips were next to one of these Skull Microphones. Sorry if I accidentally kissed ya. Just tryin’ to do a podcast here. I’m lying. I have no idea how to do one. My skill set is limited to acting like a jackass and accidentally entertaining you guys on a regular basis. Thanks for the gig.
These are skull microphones. They are awesome. Possible band names: Skull-Lee-O-Sis, The Brainiacs, Noggin McFloggin, The Chrome Domes… That’s all I got. I’m blinded by their shiny Terminator-like brilliance.
Werewolf the Party Game – A Howling Good Time
Who invited the werewolf to the party? No one. That’s just me and my insane back and chest hair. Enjoy as we play the Werewolf the Party Game. *Shirt explodes and my torso becomes a large fluffy furball.* Deal me in dweebs! No one talk about the fact that the crotch just exploded out of my pants too, k? That ain’t no tribble! This Werewolf game comes with 36 cards, instruction manual, and a Werewolf logo pouch. It is a howling good time.
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