What else are you going to hang in your belfry? These Vampire Bat String Lights are luminescent bats that you can hang anywhere. Why wouldn’t you? These lights are sweet! I’mma make my house look like some techo-castle with glowing bats flying all over the place. Like TRON, but with bats. Which is an awesome Hollywood pitch by the way. BAT-TRON! Somebody get my agent on the phone. Somebody get me an agent! Wait, you got me a travel agent. No, I don’t want to winter in the Bahamas, but will you read my script?
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Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
This Area 51 Wood Sign Does Not Exist
I’m gonna hang this Area 51 Wood Sign outside of my room so that no one will disturb me while I’m reverse-engineering UFOs and doing remote viewing experiments. Pffft! I remote view all the time. It’s not like I can channel surf without a remote. Duh! Anyway, that stuff is all classified. I’ve said too much. My room does not officially exist, but that’s mostly cuz it’s my mom’s basement. Gotta go. There’s a telepathic abducting butt-pirate in a cage and he owes me some answers about a warp drive in exchange for a Twix bar.
Horror Novel Whiskey Glasses
Whiskey. It’s what’s for dinner! That probably explains why my liver is the size of a- Wait. Where’d it go? Got so small it disappeared. One more drink outta bring it back. Check out these Horror Novel Whiskey Glasses. They have the opening lines of the books right there on the glass. Pretty cool. Now I can get literate while I’m getting s**t-faced. AKA s**t-erate! They have Frankenstein and Dracula. Hopefully they will add more so I can catch up on my reading while I’m pounding one back.
Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies
The Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies is a real mouthful to say, but it gives you 30 hand drawn images to color anyway you want. Maybe you want a pink zombie attacking a green werewolf. Maybe you want a vampire with blue hair like your grandma’s. Maybe you want a vampire and a werewolf to fight while wearing bikinis. Whatever. I don’t judge. Whatever floats your weird-ass boat.
All I know is that adults are coloring now and it is socially acceptable, so I no longer have to hide in the basement when I do it. So if you see a pasty dude outside, clutching crayons in one hand and shielding his eyes from the sun with the other, that’s just me. I may see my shadow and run back inside. If I do, that means six more weeks of social awkwardness.
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Dragon Eye Pendants
It’s the… Eye of the dragon. It’s the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival.And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And… he’s… watching us all… with the eyeeeeeeeee…. of the dragon! Love that song. These sweet Dragon Eye Pendants from CharlieMorgon are watching you and watching me. There’s no telling what they see. Although masturbation is a high probability. Just sayin’. All I’m sayin’ is maybe put some black tape over the eye before you do the deed, just like you would with your webcam. It’s just good advice.
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