Forget snow globes. Snake Globes are better. This Garter Snake in Glass Snow Globe Display will let you safely have a snake in the house that you can admire. Without having to run away screaming. This guy is posed like he meant to get trapped in that globe. He’s got a smile and everything. Looks like a damn snake school yearbook picture. He was voted most likely to succeed…in getting frozen in time and being gawked at by humans. Good job.
Category: Dead Stuff
LOVE – Skeleton Calligraphy
Are you a lover of bones? A Skull connoisseur? Need some new bone decor for your house cuz it doesn’t have good bones? Well, check out this LOVE – Skeleton Calligraphy. These letters are made of bone and arranged to spell the word LOVE. Ah… Nothing says love like a bunch of bones. And remember Love spelled backwards is Evol, which means nothing. Forget I mentioned it.
Preserved Maggot Filled Heart Pendant
Nothing says love like a Preserved Maggot Filled Heart Pendant. I love you. Here have some dead maggots. Because you wiggled your way into my rotting heart like a hungry maggot on a piece of meat that had been left out in the sun. And you just kept feeding on me… Our love is kinda weird.
Yeah, I should totally write greeting cards. And because I care enough to send the very best to those that I love, I’m getting this pendant for a very special lady. Maybe she will be my maggot queen. When I kiss her, she will turn into a fly. And that’s gonna be really annoying, cuz she’s gonna land on my food and stuff, so I’m gonna have to smack her with the flyswatter! Love is eternal sure, but don’t land on the filthy toilet seat with your fly legs and then land on my dinner!
Fortune Teller Gypsy Taxidermy Mouse Diorama
Check out this Fortune Teller Gypsy Taxidermy Mouse Diorama. All of the mice go to her for advice, paying in little cheese cubes. Okay, I admit it, I’m a mouse fortune teller. Easiest gig in the world. They pay me in cheese cubes too cuz I love the stuff. I put on Mickey Mouse ears and they think I’m their oracle. I just say stuff like, “You will be eaten by a large feline” or I say, ” I see a small hard board with a spring attached. You will die a crushing death beneath it’s might.” That kind of stuff. Pretty good work. Pretty satisfying.
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Taxidermied Mice Having A Seance
These Taxidermied Mice Having A Seance are doing it all wrong. The dead don’t try to raise the living. Well, there was that one time I was playing poker with a zombie. He raised and went all in. Sucker. I cleaned up, took my winnings and hit the restroom for a royal flush.
Look at these guys with their little tarot cards and occult objects. Too bad they aren’t alive, cuz then I could call one of them Alistair Crawley. Get it? Cuz he’d be crawling all over the place.
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