Check out Little Poopers. Someone’s raising a stink. Who took a dump in here? And, what the deuce? Why is it….cute? A cute turd? Is that a curd? Who left it? Unicorns? Fairies? Hello Kitty riding on a unicorn with a fairy after eating too much roughage? No matter how adorable these poops may seem, they’re still stinkers. Trust me, they will draw flies. Big or small, cute or ugly, all poop stinks. But they think they’re the sh*t!. Does it make it better or worse that these turds can stare back at you? Talk about awkward eye contact. No matter where you leave one of these little poopers figurines, it will be sure to start a conversation! Or raise a stink. Much like ZooPoo.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Oh Hello Kitty OMFG!
Oh Hello Kitty OMFG! This horrific kitty of nightmares is everyone’s favorite kitty, but all funked up! She’s cute, she’s cuddly, she’s… Carnivorous?She’s my murderer! Oh, holy crap! Hello Kitty has a new addition to her adorable face. Pink perky bow, adorable pointy ears, sweet little whiskers….What’s this? Those are monster tentacles! And an open mouth of death with crooked human teeth! Plus, strings of sticky, slimy drool! This horrific kitty beast needs some dental work, pronto. And, maybe a bib while we are at it. Is that drool? Damn girl, get a napkin at least. Control yourself, Hello Kitty! How do you feel about tentacles? She says that they are all the better to squeeze you with. Hello Kitty’s got three! Don’t get too close! I hear she does body cavity searches at with those things. Probably works at an airport.
At least I don’t see any claws on Hello Kitty like these rhinestone claw nail rings. That mouth is dangerous enough and I bet her whiskers are razor sharp. One thing is for sure, I will never look at this character the same way again. I also really hope that she doesn’t look at me. Ever. Just please don’t even notice me.
Gothic Christmas Gift Tags
These Gothic Christmas Gift Tags add a macabre touch to the holiday Ho, ho, ho! Merry…coffin? Feliz-Na-Vi-Dead? The holidays may be a time for fun, joy, and lights, but it needs a grisly touch here and there. Delight your goth friends and horrifying stick up the bum relatives with these one-of-a-kind, skull-adorned gothic Christmas gift tags. Up your ghoulish gift wrapping game! Pair these beauties with Christmas wrap, old newspaper obituaries, paper bags, or eviction notices for a memorable gift unwrapping experience. Who cares what Aunt Bertha thinks? Inflict a little shock and horror into the whole holiday. Besides, they’re pretty tasteful, right? Merry f***king Christmas.
Oh and have a look at these cool Krampus Gift Tags.
Bleeding Coffin Candle – AKA Vampire Waterbed
Blood drips from around the edges of this Bleeding Coffin Candle. Oozing, leaking, bleeding. Open the stone lid with fear and trepidation. Are you afraid of death? Are you afraid of the dark? Hope you’re feeling brave tonight! What lies within? Light the flame. Liquid wax burns bright then melts into a solid lake of death, to be melted into the ever after. Much like life, a candle burns brightly for a time before it dwindles into nothingness forever. See, I can be deep when I want to be. Enjoy the light while it lasts! Darkness is imminent once this grisly light burns out. Are you afraid of the dark? I’m not saying I am. Sure I screamed when the lights went out last week, but that’s only because I was so excited. And later it was because I stubbed my toe. Oh my God that hurts! Same thing happened when I saw that mouse. That was more of an eek than a scream though. You know me, I’m excitable. Speaking of cool bleeding coffins, if you like this bleeding coffin candle, check out these cool Bat Wing Coffin necklaces. It doesn’t get better than bats AND coffins in one item.
Fly Coasters – Coffee Rings Can Buzz Off
Creepy, crawly, flies swarm all around these fly coasters! Does the thought of bugs creeping and flying around your face make you want to scream? *Rauses my own hand* These gothic fly coasters will definitely send you running! Just keep swatting….these flies won’t die! Hear their buzz, feel their creepy, little feet. Eternal, stone flies buzz around you for eternity from within the soul of this item. You know what I hate. How flies land all over your food when you are just trying to have a nice little picnic. Hey, thanks for laying eggs all over my hot dog, which I will then ingest as I harbor your mutant offspring in my stomach. This is why flies are evil.
They’re a curiosity for Halloween or anytime! Feel the buzz. The flies are coming! Forever filthy, buzzing flies, locked in stone for eternity. Or, are they???? Keep your flyswatter handy! If you happen to love these evil insects, check out these Fly earrings.