Celebrate your horror-days, I mean holidays right with this Krampus And Dark Elves Christmas Ornament Set.
Sing with me:
Silent night
Terror night
All is dark
All is fright…
These guys are like a badass band that you invited to Christmas and they started drinking and smashing stuff and before you know it, you are held hostage, tied up under the tree with wrapping paper. When will it end? Please God, when can I wake up?
I need another creepy ornament on my tree like I need a hole in my head, but this Mini Skull Ornament looks pretty sweet. Ornaments like this make Christmas look like the day of the dead. Maybe I’ll put a little Santa hat on him or attach him to a reindeer body. This is sure to get me some extra gifts from Santa. Santa loves a creepy Christmas tree. Little known fact.
Dad, look at all of the gifts I got from Krampus. No, son those are from- Here’s another one! No, see- They’re all from Krampus, dad! Those are just Krampus Christmas gift tags, see- Krampus is the best, Dad! You’re not very bright are you son? Krampus rocks! Oh for f**ks sake!
These gift tags add a little Krampus to your Christmas, cuz you can’t have Christmas without Krampus. That would be like having a gramma without a grampus. What does that even mean? I have no idea. But I would love to get some gifts with these tags on them. Happy Krampus day everyone!
I don’t know about you, but my Christmas Tree needs more Cthulhu, Krampus and Zombie ornaments. Good thing this Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree gives you everything you need to have an instant scary tree. You have Cthulhu, Krampus, some skulls, more Cthulhu, more skulls. It’s as if a portal of evil has erupted from under the tree and did all of the decorating for you.
Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree.
You scare my until I peeeeee!
Santa is in for a real surprise when he gets to your house!
This Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set is gonna look great on your tree. These ornaments all look like, “OHHHHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDDD! IT’S SANTA!” Yeah, these ornaments are a real scream. They’re based on a famous work of art by artist Edvard Munch, which is also a scream. I like how she holds her face up, getting the most out of that shriek. It is a she right? I have no idea. To me paintings are just still cartoons.
Anyway, these ornaments are a silent scream, so they won’t make a lot of noise, despite how excited they look.