Does your fridge have gross ears? It will now, thanks to this Gross Ear Magnet. Is that a zit? Or some other disease? I wanna pop it so it squirts everytime I open the fridge. I’m talking one of those long distance squirts that gets all over the bathroom mirror. Maybe I’ll talk into it before I open the fridge. “You better have two slices of pizza and some fried chicken in there or I will box your ears!”
Category: Just Plain Weird
Crazy Larva Mutant
Damn son! You ugly! Real nice. Real mature giving me the finger x6. You are the craziest Larva Mutant I’ve ever seen. What’s up with the area between your stubby arms? It looks like your abdomen is smiling. Twice! And are those three sets of bellybutton pairs? Looks like you have an ugly alien head too. That’s what I thought. Oh well. Nice getting to know you. Now it is time to kill you with fire! No stop squirming. It’s disgusting. It’s all icky and nasty.
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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder
Let Freddy Krueger lend a hand this Halloween. This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is just what you need to scare those sugared-up kids who ring your doorbell. Trick or treat. Smell Freddy’s feet. Let Freddy give you something good to eat. Then he’s gonna eat your soul! Hey. Why are you all running away and dropping candy all over the place? Whatever. More for me. This was all part of my plan. Scare kids, sweep up tons of dropped candy and score big this Halloween. Sadly, all of the good candy sinks to the bottom of their bags. All I got is candy corn here!
Gothic Halloween Coaster Set Featuring Dracula and The Wolfman
This Gothic Halloween Coaster Set is pretty cool. They will protect your surfaces and tickle your funny bone. Your humorous to be specific. Ha. I made a funny. They feature wolfman, dracula and Van Helsing. They are perfect for Halloween.
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Beeswax Coffin Candle Set
Mind your own beeswax by displaying this macabre Beeswax Coffin Candle Set in your home or funeral parlor. Macabre. That’s a weird word. Should be said like mac-ab-bree, but people say mac-cobb. Words are weird. That’s okay, we like weird. Imma put a bunch of these on a birthday cake for a really old person and see if I get punched.