Hey, what time is it? Time to lift up your cranium and check the time! This Memento Mori Skull Clock is a cool and creepy way to check the time. What? You need to know the time? Let me just lift up this skull and find out for you. What do you mean you have to leave? I thought we were having fun. What do you mean you don’t feel safe here? Man, I have no idea what’s up with my so-called friends. Some people just don’t appreciate a cool clock.
Category: Just Plain Weird
You’ve Created a Monster! Dress-Up Magnet Set
The You’ve Created a Monster! Dress-Up Magnet Set lets you create a monster worthy of a mad scientist. Create your monsters, put them on your fridge or any other metal surface, then wait for lightning to strike and bring them to life. It’s alive! It’s alive! You can make your own horror story with these cool magnets.
Some parts include: Giant Squid, Harpy, Dragon, Vampire Bat, Count Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, with even more monster heads, bodies, and accessories. Mix and match them to make something horrible. Then display it for all to see.
Freddy Krueger Slasher Pillow
This Freddy Krueger Slasher Pillow is cool and all, but how come everytime I lay my head on it, I wake up with slash marks on my face.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
And Freddy slashes at my cheek.
If I should die before I wake,
F-U Freddy my soul ain’t yours to take!
Get out my dreams you freak!
Ghost in the Mirror Wall Plaque
Mirror, mirror on the wall- What the? Either I just turned into a beautiful pale woman or there’s a ghost in my mirror. Hey baby. I would say, “My place or yours”, but clearly you already chose my place. This Ghost in the Mirror Wall Plaque will liven up your home. Hopefully she’s always stuck and doesn’t fully emerge one day. I’m gonna get one and hang my keys from her fingers, until she goes back into mirror-world one day and steals them. But that’s cool. She can get away with anything cuz I’m kinda attracted to her. Not that I have a ghost of a chance with her.
Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick
The Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick is heavy on the doom, but light on the gloom. It may even light up your room. Looks like I’m a poet and didn’t even know it. Bones… That’s what we need more of in our homes. Just make sure you feed it the perfect amount of calcium and this candlestick will be with you forever. Gotta take care of them bones.