Check out this cool Plague Doctor Statue. He’s all waving his lantern around like, “Anyone got the plague? Anyone need it? Plague doctor here. What are you plagued with?” Just a dude doing his job. He’s ready to lay the smack down with his staff if anyone gives him any lip too.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern
Do you like to crochet? Do you want to be terrified and terrify others? This Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern is just f**ked up. Do you want to see this guy coming at you? I don’t. Keep this crocheted killer away from me. Seriously, f**k this guy! He’s so scary in this single image that he should immediately have his own horror trilogy.
What Up Gnome-Slice? – They Live Garden Gnomes
I knew it. I knew that all gnomes are They Live Garden Gnomes. I didn’t even need any special glasses. Gnomes run the world, forcing us to consume, obey and put them in our gardens so they can spy on us. Little ceramic bastards. I’d put this guy in my yard though. Come on, you’re coming with me gnome-slice. Yeah, yeah, money is my God. Just get in the garden.
Weird Eye Martini Glasses – Martine-Eye
Check out these Weird Eye Martini Glasses. Martine-eye anyone? When I drink I am the master and my drink is the pupil. That may sound cornea, but eye don’t care. I’m gonna get a pair of these. I’ll call one Iris and the other Re-Tina. If you drip some drink over the side and lick it off, you’ll get a real tongue-lashing. Know what I mean? Weird, but I like these.
Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger For Your House – It’s A Housefly
When you absolutely need the head of a giant fly on your wall, there is the Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger. It would be in your house so technically it’s a housefly. I guess. Put it on your horse and it’s a horsefly. Is it May? Then it’s a Mayfly. If it falls off your wall it means your fly is down. Whatevs. Time for me to fly.