We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!
Category: Just Plain Weird
Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head / Garlic Holder
Display the king of vampires in your home with this Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head. Perfect for vampire cults and old castles. If you get attacked by a werewolf, you can always melt this down to make silver bullets too. It’s a win/win. I think it might be fun to put a bulb of garlic in that mouth and keep this in the kitchen, cuz it makes it look even more pissed. Yeah, I might have to do that. Best garlic holder ever! Though some might prefer the general custer head to a vampire.
Chicken Harness Is A Thing That Exists
WTF!? A Chicken harness is a thing. How many people do you see taking their chickens for a walk? Just make sure you don’t put it on too tight or people will accuse you of choking your chicken. The ad says it’s good for chicken weighing, cuz we all know it’s important that your chicken doesn’t pork out. I’m getting this thing and a chicken just so I can be that guy who walks a chicken around town.
Black Death Scented Candle – Smell The Plague
Relive the horrors of the plague with this Black Death Scented Candle. I’m not really sure what that smells like, but it’s gotta be an improvement to my bathroom after I take a massive, so I’m sold. Wait a minute. It says that the fragrance is Autumn Leaves. That doesn’t sound like black death to me. I’ll just stick with the plague that I know in my bathroom. Clearly I need a plague doctor.
Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory
The Naughtypus isn’t waving at you with all eight hands. Nope. He’s flipping you off. Giving you the bird. This Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory gives zero f@@ks. He’s basicallt the best desk accessory ever. Use it for your jewelry, your office supplies, whatever. He’ll always be there to flip you off. He’s creepbay approved.
You can try to play rock, paper scissors with him, but it’s just gonna turn into a game of “Hey, f**k you buddy”.