Not much to say about this listing for a Vintage 7 Pc Lot Black Americana Native African Figurines Salt Pepper Set. Wow. Just wow.
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Category: Sloppy Sellers
You Need This Unique Life-Sized Spring For Reasons
What have we here? A giant spring? This is just what I need to complete my slinky themed bachelor pad. And just look at that image. Sex sells baby! Hey there doll, how about I spring forward and you fall back? You know what I’m sayin’?
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Buy This Vintage Elf With Bunny Ears…Or He’ll Cut You
Buy me now or I swear to the God of all bunny elves, I’ll cut ya! My current owner is selling me so I ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Come at me bro! That pretty face needs the tender care of my box cutter.
Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey

Not sure where Ebay seller Hookamonky is finding the items that they’re selling. From the looks of this ugly, worn out, chewed up and spit out 1,000 times monkey, I would have to say that the seller is scraping the bottom of the dumpster barrel. This thing is horrid! No wonder the monkey is crying. He doesn’t want to be put up on Ebay, being told to do a little money dance on top of a piano, shaking its money-maker for potential Ebay buyers. Read more “Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey”
Change His Legal Name For Five Years
This guy wants you to change his legal name for five years. For advertising purposes. I say you pay the $12,000. and just make him look ridiculous. Below are some ideas.
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