Nightmare Fuel – Creepy Human Head GIFs

Nightmare Fuel - Creepy Human Head GIFs
Prepare to be creeped the hell out. Adam Pizurny used Blender 3D rendering software to produce this unsettling collection of freaky heads GIFs. These are freaking me out man. Somebody talk me down. I think I got the wrong shizz-take mushrooms. Either that, or this is a flash-back to the last time I got the wrong mushrooms. I knew that guy in the alley was not a real grocer. Wouldn’t even take a credit card and never asked if I wanted paper or plastic. Heads aren’t supposed to do this. I think I just saw my face on one of them.
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Fine Disease Art: Goiter and Pox On You

Goiter and Pox
Gemmamae made these illustrations that represent various diseases for a book she is working on. There will be 14 images all together. Are we sure that goiter isn’t an adams apple? I think the artist is just a goiter-exploiter. Probably makes ex-goit-tation films about it. And why do they call it smallpox? That shizz is big. It’s all over him. That’s bigpox. It’s like the herp gone wild.
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Horror Movie Killers Poster

Horror Movie Killers Poster
Psycho Killer… Qu’est-ce que c’est… What do we have here? That there is a Horror Movie Killers Poster, that’s what. It is full of killers, psychos and murderers. You have never seen such a hive of scum and villainy as this poster. It’s like a serial killer class reunion and you know what that means. It means that they started killing each other as soon as this picture was taken. Not sure who survived, but my money is on the shark.
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Custom Pet Skull Portraits

Custom Pet Skull Portraits
If you want to see what your pet looks like on the inside, commission one of these Custom Pet Skull Portraits. Or you could do like I did and get an X-ray of your pet, spend like two hours collaging the X-ray and the picture together with staples, glue, moist tic-tacs, duct tape and thumb tacks. Do not recommend. Unless you want your animal looking like a reanimated mutant freak.
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Ouija Board Wall Art

Ouija Board Wall Art
Ouija- Ouija- Oui-just love this Ouija Board Wall Art. Ouija Bored? Then grab a Ouija Board and entertain yourself by playing with a spiritual realm you have no understanding of whatsoever. All the kids are doing it and only half of them are possessed. The other half are rocking back and forth, wide eyed, chanting nonsense in a psyche ward. Psyche! I just made that up. See what I did there? Word play.

I’m not afraid of Ouija boards. Other kids went to boarding school. I went to Ouija boarding school. That’s where the nuns hit you with Ouija boards instead of rulers. Made me the man I am today. A man with mangled hands.