Category: Weird Art

Classic Movie Monsters 8 Bit Pixel Art

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Classic Movie Monsters 8 Bit Pixel Art
This Classic Movie Monsters 8 Bit Pixel Art is scary. Video game style monsters just freak me out. I’m gonna decorate my house with these guys and pretend I’m in a video game with them. I’ll be all Sonic, running super fast and they’ll be doing their slow monster shuffle. Then my mom will probably turn the game off and tell me to get to school just like she did when I was a kid.

These days she turns my internet off and tells me to get a job. Then she uses phrases like “40 years old” and “Do you enjoy living in your mother’s basement?” She needs to get her priorities straight and focus on work, so I have a place to live. Damn.

Mythical Monster Postcard Set

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Mythical Monster Postcard Set
Send your friends a postcard that says, “I believe in these mythical monsters and so should you.” This Mythical Monster Postcard Set includes Bigfoot, Wendigo, the Loch Ness Monster and ‘El Chupacabra. Sending a postcard is like giving your friends their own sighting. In their mailbox.

Cameo Creeps – Mini Monster Paintings

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Cameo Creeps - Mini Monster Paintings
These Cameo Creeps are Mini Monster Paintings that you can collect like Pokemon. They are inspired by Elizabethan paintings. They’re mini monstery mayhem just waiting to be displayed in your home. They just completed a successful kickstarter so you can preorder ’em from their website and get your creep on.

Pfft. I complete successful kickstarters every day cuz I gotta kick my car to get it started. You don’t hear me bragging about it.
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Sea Monsters From the Early Modern Period Vintage Poster

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Sea Monsters From the Early Modern Period Vintage Poster
Here’s another reason to stay out da sea ya fools! Sea monsters are everywhere. Kinda like that time I ripped open a bag of Sea Monkeys in the public pool. This Sea Monsters From the Early Modern Period Vintage Poster shows you what to look out for on the high seas. They look like a bunch of mutated flabby old men. “Get off my kelp!”

I hope the Aquaman movie is better than this.

Nosfercatu Art Print

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Nosfercatu Art Print
Don’t ever trust those leathery alien-like cats. Here’s why. They’re probably vampires like this guy. This Nosfercatu Art Print is scaring the hell out of me. Stop looking at me like I’m a mouse dude. And where did you even get a coat that fits you so well? You put that paw down mister. You stop teasing your claws menacingly in my direction or Nosfercatu isn’t getting any wet food tonight. Yeah, that’s what I thought!