Category: Weird Art

Devil Child “Heartbreaker” Wearable Art

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Devil Child Heartbraker Wearable Art
This is a piece of wearable art that basically has you toting Satan around on your neck as he munches on somebody’s heart. You two can sing duets together.

Don’t go breaking my heart.
I couldn’t if I tried…

or

Give to me your leather.
Take from me, my face…

I’m not sure if they spelled “Heartbraker” wrong on purpose or not, but I am sure that if you walk around, outside of your home with this thing, you are gonna get a one way ticket to loon-town. The crazy house. Pharma mountain. Prozac Palace. The Quacker factory. The nut house. The Cuckoo’s nest. The coma condo.

But if you do wear this thing, take a road trip down south and blast “The Devil went down to Georgia” the whole way. You two will have a ball. Think of it as one last hurrah before the men in white coats arrive.

Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

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Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art
This Renaissance Style Alien Art reminds us that aliens have been invading our shizz since way back and they haven’t stopped yet. They just dress different these days. Which is weird cuz those renaissance clothes kick butt. It’s also weird cuz aren’t they usually naked these days? They’re all like, “I’m up for whatever, it’s cool.” The artist also sells some classic album covers with aliens added to them. Pretty cool stuff.
Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art

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Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art
I’m gonna hang these Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art pieces at opposite ends of the room and watch them stare each other down. That way they won’t be tempted to come to life and eat me. They’ll be too busy sizing each other up and growling and stuff. That way I can go about my business and have some cool decor, without any worries. Phew! Not that they’re real tough with no arms, but they could bite if you get close enough.

Maybe I’ll give them some mannequin arms and make them hug each other, cuz I’m really all about being a monster peacemaker.
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Custom Horror-Themed VCRs

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Custom Horror-Themed VCRs
Who still uses VCRs? This guy! Artist and VHS horror movie collector Sorce122 makes custom-painted horror-themed VCRs. Heh! Sucker. Get with the times. What? He sells them for $70 each? Probably more now that Creepbay is giving him some extra exposure. They look pretty damn good too.

He probably got the idea because his VCR went all Texas Chainsaw Massacre on his tape one day. Most of us upgrade to a DVD player at that point. Not this guy. And for that I salute you sir. I shall always be kind and rewind, in your honor. No I won’t. I’m all about going forward, not backward.
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Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos

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Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos
These Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos from LuxCups are fun and freaky. I would totally wear them, but I can’t, because they’re prints. You have your shark in a suit (Must be a lawyer), a nun with a dinosaur head, Godzilla as a priest and more. I wish I could get these guys as action figures.

I’m weird like that, but that’s why you and I get along. I bring you the weird and freaky stuff, you bring me warm fuzzy feelings. Nevermind. Didn’t realize I was rubbing the fuzzy dice hanging from my computer. OUCH! Never mind. It was a pair of bees! Damn my bad eyesight and your furry hides!

Anyway, the point is we’re all good, you and me, but if it’s a parasite host relationship kind of deal, I’m pretty sure I’m the parasite. Just sayin’. No need to flush me out of your bowels or anything though. I’m the good kind. Of course, that’s just what a parasite would say, isn’t it? I guess you’re just gonna have to trust me. We got a mutually beneficial thing going on here.
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