Children’s Crypto Critters Art Prints

Children's Crypto Critters Art Prints
Kids nowadays are so clever, they want “real art” on their walls. None of that poorly drawn, minimalistic stick figure nonsense anymore. That kind of art may have been okay back then but it just doesn’t make the cut these days. You know what else they want? Cryptids. Kids can’t get enough of those crazy cryptids. These Crypto Critters art prints will help quench their thirst for the finer things in life if you hang it up the classroom, play area, or nursery. It also might teach them how to identify monsters that lurk in the world. It features pictures of popular characters like the Mothman, Eddy the Yeti, Skeet the Sasquatch, Nessie the Loch Monster, and Marlowe the mermaid.

If you’re looking for high-quality décor for your child’s wall, this is it. A good combination of adorable graphics and good color work.

The Magnificent Mothman Print

The Magnificent Mothman Print
The legend of the Mothman is alive and well and native to West Virginia. It is well documented and there’s even a book titled The Mothman Prophecies. Read it! This strange creature of the dark is nicely captured in this 11 by 17 print, complete with descriptions of the creature’s mannerisms and attributes. We can’t be sure if the Mothman actually existed but we know that the creature is intriguing. This Mothman Print has a great vintage look and is quite minimalistic and eerie. It is a worthy addition to your creepy cryptid collection.

Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art

Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.

I like crypto art
Not crypto farts

When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.

Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke

Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass

That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.

16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster

16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster
You get 16 monsters on one poster. Damn, that’s a lot of monsters. This 16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster features the vampire, werewolf, mummy, ghoul, zombie and more. It’s frightful and delightful, it’s kooky and it’s spooky. It even has the king of the apes, King Kong himself.

Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin Monster Sculpture

Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin Monster Sculpture
This monster sculpture is called “Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin“. It doesn’t say who Larry is or if he kicked the habit since then. We don’t even know if any cops showed up to apprehend him cuz he’s a monster smoking in front of a Dunkin Donuts. But we assume that happened cuz A: He’s a monster and B: Cops love donuts. Makes sense. How does he even smoke with that mouth? Ew!