This Leather Skull Clutch Purse will be your new best friend. Call him Leatherface and carry him everywhere. Sing songs together. Give to me your leather, take from me…my face. It’s a purse, it’s a bag, it’s a clutch. It’s a stitched together head. You are gonna look so badass girl! He’s creepy, he’s kooky, he’s all together ooky. It’s soft enough for a woman, but hard enough to hit a man with. Take that you no good creeper. Have a face full of skull. If that isn’t enough, you probably have mace in there too. This purse is awesome!
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Spider Queen Cape
Holy venomous f**k! My spider Queen. At last I found you. Let me kneel before you and present you with your Spider Queen Cape. Remember me? I was at the ball that night and we were dancing when the clock struck midnight and you ran for your carriage, dropping your spider cape. I knew that one day I would finally find the woman who fits into it perfectly. So what do I call you? The Queen mum? Spider Queen? Mother of spiders? Her royal highness? I really dig the whole superhero spider theme. Hey, nice web-sack. You’re keeping fit I see. *Smacks the royal booty and it explodes into thousands of spiders.* I see you’ve started having children without me. Laterz. *Runs*
Gothic Skull Cameo Earrings
Hey girls. You know what would look great with your skull? Two more skulls. One of each side. These Gothic Skull Cameo Earrings are to die for. Hehe I made a funny. Which is better than making a boom boom, especially when it’s unexpected and your stomach is raging like a storm, and the lightning inside that storm strikes, and makes a real boom boom in your boxers, and you’re in the grocery store. Clean in aisle me! But digress. *Sigh* It’s been a tough day and that’s a long walk out of the store. These earrings are going to look great and goth and great googly moogly in your ear-holes.
Dragon Wings For Adults
Whoa! Pretty wings! These Dragon Wings For Adults are strong enough for a mannequin, but made for real living humans. They are beautiful and elegant… But enough about my strange fixation with mannequins. These wings are awesome. Imma get me a pair and have adventures and stuff. Only thing is, what is the weight limit on these? These things may or may not get me 6 inches off the ground. See, they call me Puff the Magic Dragon. Not cuz I’m a stoner, cuz I’m puffy and kinda fat. I do live by the sea though and frolic in the autumn mist. In a land called Sarah Lee. Effin’ love that cheesecake.
Just remember folks, dragon wings for adults beats adult diapers with wings. Whatever that means. Obviously I lied. You have to be a stoner to talk this kind of nonsense. Why am I even blogging? I could do this shizz in the street and actually have people throw money in a hat! Well, I’m off to my new gig. Laterz.
Hey, you think Knights gathered round a round table and ate dragon wings the way we eat chicken wings? Think about it. Seriously though, those mannequins right? Am I the only one who finds Dragon Barbie here, sexy? This Barbie looks kinda evil. And medieval. Probably drag me back to her Barbie Malibu Leech house and give me a bloodletting.
BTW is it really a bloodletting if you don’t let them, but they do it anyway?
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Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace
Relive the thrill and the terror of the Demogorgon with this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. It basically looks like a starfish from Satan’s beach resort. *Shudders* And that’s just the demo-Gorgon! They really cranked it up to Eleven on this one. Get it? I knew you would. That’s why you and me were meant to be together. You get me. You really get me. Now get me a coke and some fries k? Love you too. Kisses.