You know what they say, that Universal Monsters have universal drinking problems. I do too. That’s why I’m getting this Universal Monsters Frosted Pint Glass Set. So my inner monster can drink with a movie monster. I hope they’ll both be happy together. This is a cool set that features Wolfman, the Invisible Man, Creature, Mr and Mrs. Frankenstein and Dracula.
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Kraken Tentacle Mug
Grab a tentacle and raise a toast- No, not that toast! You’re dripping butter all over the place! Raise your glass man! To the amazing Kraken Tentacle Mug! What? No. No, I’m not saying there’s a crack in the mug. I’m saying it’s a Kraken mug. Are you drunk already? I’m just saying the is cool, okay? Damn, I’m trying to write a blog post here.
That reminds me, why do they call them tentacles when they don’t have small tents on the end? If you trust the English language Octopi should occupy the center of a camping site and spread their tentacles out so campers have a place to sleep.
Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Headshot – Suicidal Zombie Drinking Mug
This Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug is the perfect addition to your kitchen or bar. Hey Zombie, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to point the gun and fire, not shove the whole damn gun in your head. Go home, you’re drunk… Out of… This mug is built tough as the undead with a stainless steel rim and a willingness to end it all anyway he can.
Cryptid Hunter Coasters – For Monster Drinks
These Cryptid Hunter Coasters are awesome. The sets come with information cards on the creatures so that your research is up to date. Have you seen any of these creatures? When you’re sitting around with your friends, talking about your paranormal encounters, these coasters are perfect. I hope they add to this series and create coasters with other creatures on them.
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