So you’re in the bat cave doing your bat make-up… You need a Bat Mirror. If nothing else, it puts your face between a pair of bat-wings so you know what you look like as a Vampire. If you decide that you look good, go ahead and let a Vampire bite your neck. Plus, you will look good girl! You go with your bad and batty self.
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Hanging Bat Night Light
This Hanging Bat Night Light is gonna look cool as guano on a winter night in your batcave. It’s a fruit bat against the full moon. Which sounds like a great movie title.”Fruit Bat Against The Moon” in 3D. Who would win? The moon of course cuz the bat can’t breath in space. It was probably a bad choice to fight the moon then. Stupid bat.
Lace Bat Table Decor
This Lace Bat isn’t your grandmother’s doily. Unless your grandmother is Morticia Addams. If that’s the case, let me just say that your grandma is hot dude. This lace bat is great for the table, great for an end table and works just about anywhere. It looks really nice and creepy if you haven’t dusted in about 12 years, like me. *Picks up lace bat and throws it.* Fly. Fly bat! *Chokes on cloud of dust as it lands.* I wish I knew what sets off these damn allergies!
Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace
Check out this awesome Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace. It looks like it is straight outta Dracula’s jewelry box, but it is actually from TheCryptOfCuriositie. I remember the first time I entered their shop. I was curious about this and that and this and that and ooooo I just realized this is a crypt. Can I meet the Crypt Keeper? How does one keep Crypts anyway? Do you need a real estate license? It all sounds very cryptic. Are you a network of crypts? Are you at war with the bloods? Cool necklace by the way.
Dragon Wings For Adults
Whoa! Pretty wings! These Dragon Wings For Adults are strong enough for a mannequin, but made for real living humans. They are beautiful and elegant… But enough about my strange fixation with mannequins. These wings are awesome. Imma get me a pair and have adventures and stuff. Only thing is, what is the weight limit on these? These things may or may not get me 6 inches off the ground. See, they call me Puff the Magic Dragon. Not cuz I’m a stoner, cuz I’m puffy and kinda fat. I do live by the sea though and frolic in the autumn mist. In a land called Sarah Lee. Effin’ love that cheesecake.
Just remember folks, dragon wings for adults beats adult diapers with wings. Whatever that means. Obviously I lied. You have to be a stoner to talk this kind of nonsense. Why am I even blogging? I could do this shizz in the street and actually have people throw money in a hat! Well, I’m off to my new gig. Laterz.
Hey, you think Knights gathered round a round table and ate dragon wings the way we eat chicken wings? Think about it. Seriously though, those mannequins right? Am I the only one who finds Dragon Barbie here, sexy? This Barbie looks kinda evil. And medieval. Probably drag me back to her Barbie Malibu Leech house and give me a bloodletting.
BTW is it really a bloodletting if you don’t let them, but they do it anyway?
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