These Monster Head Soaps come in a bunch of characters. There’s Wolfman, an alien, zombies, mummies, and more. I got a couple of these myself cuz I like to have somebody to talk to in the shower. And if I don’t like what they say? Well, let’s just say I have a very clean butt-crack and no more sass-talk from the Wolfman. You feelin’ what I’m scrub a dub dubbin’?
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Ugly Face Toilet Plunger Cover
Check out this Ugly Face Toilet Plunger Cover. Dude, your face is so ugly I want to stick a toilet plunger in it. I bet this guy has heard that a million times. He’s got a face so ugly only a toilet plunger could love it. I guess that means he has a potty mouth. Honestly, this guy doesn’t look too bright, so he probably doesn’t mind getting rammed by a toilet plunger. I don’t even know the guy and I want to shove one in his head.
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Soap Dish Skeleton Hand
Hey buddy. How bout a hand? A skeleton hand isn’t what I had in mind. This Soap Dish Skeleton Hand is a cool and creepy accessory for your kitchen or bathroom. Maybe you can position it to make it look like it’s coming out of the wall. No bones about it, this is a cool accessory. Put a little soap on, then let the bony hand rub it in and give you a massage. That’s what I would do.
Octopus Toilet Paper Holder
The Octopus Toilet Paper Holder is like having extra tentacles for your TP. The only problem is that this guy won’t ever stop staring at you while you are taking an octo-dump. That’s an 8 minute dump for those who don’t know. Could also be used for a massive dump of 8 curvy logs that look like floating tentacles. Not that I would know. I don’t look at my poop after it leaves me. I’m not one for long and drawn out goodbyes.
Freddy Krueger Baby Soap
1, 2, Freddy’s scrubbin’ on you. 3, 4, better lather some more. 5, 6, better clean your d**k. Like a lot of this stuff, I have no idea what this Freddy Krueger Baby Soap is all about. No wonder Freddy went nuts. Can you imagine being a little soap baby and having to wash everyone’s privates? Gettin’ pubes all over you? I would turn into a freaky killer too. Freaky.
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