Holy guano, that’s a lot of bats! These Halloween Wall Bats are awesome. They’re perfect for Halloween of course, but they look great on your walls year round. They look like they are really flying all over the place. These are enough bats to drive you batty. You’ll get all the fun of bats without all of the cleanup.
Tag: bizarre
Why Not? Ant Farm Manicures
Why get a regular old manicure when you can get ants in your nails? This bit of beauty industry horror comes from Russian nail technicians. Why not just put ants in your pants too? They create a hollow nail, grab ants with tweezers and then put them in their new cage. What other kinds of horrors are they doing at this place in the name of fashion and beauty? Maybe women can start using snakes for belts and scorpions for brooches. You are all crazy and I want off this spinning nightmare!
via Metro
Artist Carves Cthulhu Out of Watermelon
You have to be really really good at carving to create such a detailed carving of Cthulhu from a watermelon. But the question that lingers is why Valeriano Fatica even bothers calling it a tutorial (for most of us mere mortals). Nevertheless, if you are good with your hands and know your way around a carving knife, you can actually come up with some kickass watermelon carvings of your own. Instead of the normal pumpkin carvings everyone seems to be obsessed with. Stick a light in it and you have a red-eyed monster to behold.
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Eyeball Door Knob
Knock knock. Who’s there? My. My who? My eye is killing me everytime you open that door! This Eyeball Door Knob lets you get a nice big handful of eyeball when entering a room. It’s an oddball and an eyeball. Who owns this thing? The eyes. The eyes have it. I’m getting this and naming it Iris. It’s perfect for an observatory if you know what I mean.
Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock
For fans of Edgar Allan Poe who also happen to love anything Gothic, “The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe” is something to cherish and love. Oh, and be terrified of. This Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock is bound in leather and features a crow faced clock with brass hands for the minute and second hands. Put it on your shelf or desk for display (It’s not meant for reading. Except reading the time.). Look, it’s Nevermore o’clock again!