Remember when we had to dissect frogs in school? WTF is wrong with teachers? Why not just wheel in a goat and a dog while you’re at it? Scarred me for life. No really, I still have a scar from when I accidentally hit my finger with the scalpel. Anywho, if you want all of the joy of a frog dissection without all of the mess, check out this Frog Dissection Cookie Cutter.
Tag: bizarre
Animal Skull Plants Make Your Garden Gruesome
Etsy seller MMWickedWhimsy creates these terrifying Animal Skull Plants. Does she have a green thumb? More like a scream thumb. In fact, I doubt she has any thumbs left cuz these nightmare plants bit them off long ago. I wouldn’t even water these with a hose from 20 feet away. I never knew that bones and botany could be such a horrifying combination.
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Pop It Pal – For Those Who Like Popping Zits
Do you like popping zits? Do you enjoy watching the pus ooze everywhere like a worm? Of course you do, cuz the human race is gross. If you can’t get enough zit popping action the Pop It Pal will be your new favorite toy. This thing comes in two skin tones to suit your preferences and the pus worms ooze out just like the real thing. You can buy pus refills and everything. I’m so done with you humanity. Now excuse me while I pop my own pimples that God (and greasy foods) gave me.
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I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt – Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
Wear it proudly. The I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt doesn’t mean that aren’t also gay for Bigfoot or the Chupacabra. It just means that Mothman really converted you. Nothing wrong with it. I know people who are secretly gay for the Loch Ness Monster, but they use Mothman as a beard. No shame in any game my peeps. I myself am Tri-Cryptid. I’ll try anything. Guys, we should all totally wear this and join each other in the I’m gay for Mothman Million Mothman March.
Crazy Creepy Creature Pendants
Cosmicdork sells several styles of these Crazy Creepy Creature Pendants. I’m pretty sure this cyclops just wants a kiss. Some are cyclops, some have 3 eyes, others look like various ex wives to me. Pretty scary. But I do want to kiss it. Don’t judge. I’ve been very lonely and a man has needs. Besides you know what they say: One eye, many talents. Or something like that.